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Sweet mother of California 6" flight auger!
Who do you work with that requires geological machinery to dislodge the turd biscuits?
Oh, and I'm the only man in the house. So I'm a runner!
USTBGS - United States Turd Biscuit Geological Survey, of course. I extract turd biscuits and ask them questions, like what is the meaning of life? What's it like being a turd biscuit in a man's world? That kind of stuff.
Have you been able to get a turd biscuit to open up to you?
I typically use stronger interrogation techniques and just stomp the shiz out of them
Has that ever worked for you?
I'm not allowed to do that. Some PC dingbat complained we were using "excessive force" or something.
Apple tuna salad?
I put them into a paper sack, they will talk. If not I set the bag on fire.
Ever receive a bag on your front door?
That's a crappy thing to do
Ever stick around to sniff that up?
That brown coke burns!
The FSU is back. Still making my own dinner. I spoil the girl.
What kind of sandwich should I demand?
No but a large portion of Colorado probably is
Is "Weed Indeed" a good name for a pot shop?
Indeed.
Is metal only a noun? Can one be metal? Can one metal? Can one be in the metal?
Yes.
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Last post was March 1, now it is March 10, is this reviving a Zombie Thread?
Nah, I think a zombie thread is over a month. We're OK here.Yes.
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Last post was March 1, now it is March 10, is this reviving a Zombie Thread?
If zombies are undead, what are they when their existence is no more?
