The best musicians wanted ad I've seen in a while...

[Danny O Danny]

Posted in the Austin, TX Musicians Wanted Facebook group:

I'm always looking for keys, bass and drums for a rock/funk project. I love Long John Silver's and if you join my band, we can all go together as a band and I'll get each of you a crab cake. 'A crab cake at Long John Silver's' you ask? Yes, it's actually really great for it's price point. I don't care what's actually in it, but it IS delicious fried goodness, and it very much satisfies the soul. Also, I highly recommend subbing the pollock for the cod upgrade. Also, if you've never tried the shrimp with Louisiana hot sauce on them, you ain't livin' bruh. Anyway, I play four or five original Tunes and then some assorted standards/covers like Chameleon, The Chicken, Fly Like an Eagle and Cissy Strut.

 

[Pdaddy1978]

I was gonna laugh off the crab cake offer...
But then...He throws in the cod upgrade!
I'm in.

 

[gln1955]

Now I want a crab cake, but not a Long John Silvers crabcake.

 

[Shepsdad]

I prefer captain Ds to long john silvers.

 

[bass player 53]

Yeah, I mean, if he had gone on more about the shrimp, sign me up sir!

 

[waynobass]

'Crabcake' should be one word. And a donut is never a 'doughnut.'

 

[retslock]

And here am I, across the other side of the planet. Damn!

 

[Geepers]

I imagine that ad will attract some really good musicians

 

[5StringBlues]

LIEUTENANT DAN , ICE CREAM!

 

[ValleyBass77]

'Crabcake' should be one word. And a donut is never a 'doughnut.'

Aren’t doughnuts made of dough (not “do”)?

 

[Tj smith]

I never trust anyone who wants to buy me a crab cake from LJS.

 

[tindrum]

Hey I love seafood of all varieties, Long John Silvers included. Plus the dude mentioned playing some Meters tunes. I’m in!

 

[SactoBass]

Anyone who likes shrimp is automatically a friend of mine!

 

[5StringBlues]

Plate.

 

[LanciaY10]

Posted in the Austin, TX Musicians Wanted Facebook group:

I'm always looking for keys, bass and drums for a rock/funk project. I love Long John Silver's and if you join my band, we can all go together as a band and I'll get each of you a crab cake. 'A crab cake at Long John Silver's' you ask? Yes, it's actually really great for it's price point. I don't care what's actually in it, but it IS delicious fried goodness, and it very much satisfies the soul. Also, I highly recommend subbing the pollock for the cod upgrade. Also, if you've never tried the shrimp with Louisiana hot sauce on them, you ain't livin' bruh. Anyway, I play four or five original Tunes and then some assorted standards/covers like Chameleon, The Chicken, Fly Like an Eagle and Cissy Strut.

This is the kind of ad that tells me the guy would be nice either as a BL or just to have fun hanging with ! This is how you create a bond between guys in a band. Love it !

 

[Michedelic]

I dunno, the whole thing smells fishy to me.

 

[zontar]

I don’t like seafood of any kind, even if it’s mock fish.
But the Funk part kind of rules me out anyway

 

[farace]

Aren’t doughnuts made of dough (not “do”)?

It’s always doughnut to me. It was originally “dough knot.”

 

[DeepHz]

Hilarious!

 

[BassBrass]

Anyone who likes shrimp is automatically a friend of mine!

That's just the thing--it isn't shrimp, it's pollock, a fish substi6tute. Although, a Pollock substitute, unfried, for lobster isn't bad.
Same for Jackson Pollock when you have a chance to see one live, 2D photos in books don't do it.