Ladies & Gentlemen,
Settle Down! I know you are all excited over what's coming, but PLEASE! We ask you to stay behind the ropes, you will all get a chance to ogle, admire, & heap praise shortly!
I give you:
THE WORLD' GREATEST BONGO (and a contender for one of the finest basses in the Land!)
Yes, ladies & gents, Not only is it Mahogany; not only is the neck composed of the most awesome BE grain you have ever (not) seen, not only is the finish beauiful beyond compare, but it is AN HH! With a 4-band eq and a "Blend" control.
If we let it, it would eat other basses for lunch, and not even belch, it is that powerful!
It has tones that are not even listed on Scientific audio charts, and it is built with extry-special care by the Craftsmen at EBMM, whose standard productions are top-rate all the time!
It is 1 of 2 built in this manner, the other being H-SC owned by Dave LaRue.
Now- Lest you think us pompous, we are not! Anyone who plays these basses knows-
I don't care if its 4-5-6 string, H, HH, H-SC, or even w/ a piezo.
Stop the insane toilet seat jokes! They are gorgeous, and more importantly, they sound unbelievable.
We therefore humbly ask for membership in the Bongo Club, and would like to know when refreshments will be served?