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The chick you don't know with no common friends algorithm

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No cheese-head-cat, but this should do the job equally well...
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Major Fail

She left the door wide open for you. What do you need, an
engraved invitation?

I know it was way in the past, but perhaps some unfortunate
male can learn from this mistake.

Howzit go?

Ask, and it will be given you;
Seek, and you shall find;
Knock, and the door shall be opened to you.

The Thor Corollary:

Fail to ask, and you won't get squat;
Don't seek, and you won't find shinola;
Don't knock, and the door will slam you in the head.


It never fails to amaze me that guys... aw heck, I think
I am talking to myself already. If I was your age, I would be
deadly.

I don't consider it a failure, I never contacted her because after talking to her I realized that although she was beautiful she wasn't the kind of person for me to be with. Although I wouldn't have minded just being her friend, like I said it was finals week and she was transferring schools and there wasn't really any sort of time to develop any sort of friendship. Besides, shortly after that I met my current girlfriend whom I, obviously, am still with and absolutely love.
 
I don't consider it a failure, I never contacted her because after talking to her I realized that although she was beautiful she wasn't the kind of person for me to be with. Although I wouldn't have minded just being her friend, like I said it was finals week and she was transferring schools and there wasn't really any sort of time to develop any sort of friendship. Besides, shortly after that I met my current girlfriend whom I, obviously, am still with and absolutely love.

Fail.
 
I don't consider it a failure, I never contacted her because after talking to her I realized that although she was beautiful she wasn't the kind of person for me to be with. Although I wouldn't have minded just being her friend, like I said it was finals week and she was transferring schools and there wasn't really any sort of time to develop any sort of friendship. Besides, shortly after that I met my current girlfriend whom I, obviously, am still with and absolutely love.

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When a chick is leaving for another school relatively soon, and gives you her phone number, during finals, chances are good that she is not overly interested in merely friendship.
 

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