The chick you don't know with no common friends algorithm

[MatticusMania]

He who hesitates, masturbates.

That a whole 'nother kind of 5 finger discount

 

[Muusers]

That a whole 'nother kind of 5 finger discount

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[MatticusMania]

Masturbation is cheaper than paying for a hooker = discount, involving 5 fingers.

 

[Turock]

Masturbation is cheaper than paying for a hooker = discount, involving 5 fingers.

Also known as giving oneself a low five.