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There are replacement knobs that do!If only the Vox would go to 11.
Let's split the difference and say the Stuporbeetle has a 9".apparently there's no such animal
OMG stealing this
Just for grins, I checked-4 string TBird=1 1/2", 5 string TBird=1 5/8"(same as a "P"), 5 string Les Paul=1 5/8, Ibanez AGB200=1 5/8. All at nut.That’s hilarious, M, and I totally agree. When the dang neck is wider than the body I have to respectfully say, “NO!”
Just for grins, I checked-4 string TBird=1 1/2", 5 string TBird=1 5/8"(same as a "P"), 5 string Les Paul=1 5/8, Ibanez AGB200=1 5/8. All at nut.
I have to say, it ain't just the width. The profile on the EpiBird 5er is very different from the Les Paul 5er. And because the bridge on the LP is farther back on the body, it almost feels like a short scale whereas the EpiBird feels longer than the 4 string TBird, but isn't. LPB25/67 Tbird/EpiBird 5erMy fingers know when I’m 1/1,000,000” wider than the Jazz’s 1 1/2”. I know you’re thinking, “it’s only an eighth of an inch difference,” but I can immediately tell the difference on the lower frets. I’ve sent a formal complaint to my hands’ attorney, but negotiations have broken down.
I have to say, it ain't just the width. The profile on the EpiBird 5er is very different from the Les Paul 5er. And because the bridge on the LP is farther back on the body, it almost feels like a short scale whereas the EpiBird feels longer than the 4 string TBird, but isn't. LPB25/67 Tbird/EpiBird 5er
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Anyone, who in the future plans on ever posting a meme, joke, cartoon or humorous anecdote- remember this post and do not fret that thee shall not top this.
My first real bass* experience was with a Gibby EB3. Skinny little neck. It's a part of why I've stuck with(mostly)Gibson/Epiphone products since. The stretch for frets I can deal with considering my short-ish fingers. Thick, wide necks, not so much.Beautiful pic there, GP. Oh, I know there are many facets to the neck and it’s specs. I began as a guitar player and I find thinner, skinnier necks more comfy to play even though I have long fingers. I’m getting so used to the short-scale neck on my Rogue I may never play anything larger.

Sergeant-at-Arms Agent 007, make this our official bass comic. Please place in your secret Wiki folder. Thank you very much!![]()
My first real bass* experience was with a Gibby EB3. Skinny little neck. It's a part of why I've stuck with(mostly)Gibson/Epiphone products since. The stretch for frets I can deal with considering my short-ish fingers. Thick, wide necks, not so much.
* never mentioned b4:Filipino Beatle Bass copy, bought in Olongapo during my Navy days. I think it was made outta balsa![]()

Could barely play at all. I bought it off of a guy in a band in The Philippines for $50.USD, in 66. Wish I'd taken a pic.Yeah, but could you play “Love Me Do” with conviction?![]()
Agent 007 iss, um ... beink busy savink vorld from evil, sir! But I am gettink him next time in sequel!
Humble agent 000 here is execut ... uh, is prosecut ... uh, is implementink your command, sir! Top Secret Wiki folder is now updated, Your Excellency, Fearless Leader, sir!
... ... * never mentioned b4:Filipino Beatle Bass copy, bought in Olongapo during my Navy days. I think it was made outta balsa![]()
Yeah, but could you play “Love Me Do” with conviction?![]()
Thank you, my loyal doer of deeds. ... There’s only ONE G’Dog, and Gone Plaid, for one, is appreciative of that. Me too!![]()