As the OP in the thread, allow me to volunteer to be a beta tester.
I'm a ways away from getting this into a beta-testable form but I'd be lying if I said this hadn't occurred to me.
I think I'm settled on the preamp circuit topology, just implemented the variable LPF in my box of random wires and components last night and it does a nice job of taking the edge off of the overdriven tones. I still have some power supply design to manage (need to be careful boosting 12V to over 300 because noise). What I will do in the short term is try to get some clips recorded and post them. I'm thinking about starting a thread for that so that it doesn't run the risk of cluttering this one up too much.