I thought you weren't supposed to mind the bollocks...Am I alone in thinking that Neuter Your Nut Sack (NYNS for short) would be an excellent punk band name? Moments of true genius are rare, when they occur, we must treasure them.

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I thought you weren't supposed to mind the bollocks...Am I alone in thinking that Neuter Your Nut Sack (NYNS for short) would be an excellent punk band name? Moments of true genius are rare, when they occur, we must treasure them.

Here's how to cut out that pesky heart omega...
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To be fair, it does say "a slightly fast version".That makes me feel worthless and weak on a bandsaw, I get the impression he's done that a few times.....
)I dunno. I think this design contributes to, rather than minimizes the nutsack references...There is a variation on the heart omega known as the stinger omega, where you leave the middle of the neck running beyond the tips, which should offer a degree of protection...
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Well, that's why one would need some protection - right?I dunno. I think this design contributes to, rather than minimizes the nutsack references...![]()
So it turns out that making perfect MOP ellipses by hand is.... Hard. This is about the best I can do, and they are not perfect. It's possible these just aren't good enough for how I hope the bass turns out, but having scoured the internet and been unable to find a source of pre-cut MOP ovals in the Alembic style, I'm a bit stumped. I found lots of faux MOP sticker ovals, but that's not happening on this bass. There are companies that will do custom laser-cut inlays, but they start at around $60/hour, and I'm not paying $120 for inlays. Suggestions appreciated!
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I suppose i could do a little exploratory bandsaw work to see how deep it goes. This lumber has some beautiful flame grain on the edge, but if I glue it all up and find the knot in my finish neck carve, I will weep Bitter Tears of Woe. I guess worst case, I have to order some lumber, which means at least a couple more weeks of waiting for the sluggish mail system.
Well, I spoke too soon, just stumbled on this set of oval inlays by a company called Precision Pearl. Hmmmmm.......
Fingerboard Designs – Precision Pearl Inc.
A small gouge is what I would use to see how deep it goes. But honestly the runout in that board would disqualify it for a neck for me.So it turns out that making perfect MOP ellipses by hand is.... Hard. This is about the best I can do, and they are not perfect. It's possible these just aren't good enough for how I hope the bass turns out, but having scoured the internet and been unable to find a source of pre-cut MOP ovals in the Alembic style, I'm a bit stumped. I found lots of faux MOP sticker ovals, but that's not happening on this bass. There are companies that will do custom laser-cut inlays, but they start at around $60/hour, and I'm not paying $120 for inlays. Suggestions appreciated!
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On another slightly discouraging point, a knot that I had forgotten about is along one edge of one of my maple stringers. Given the ideal grain orientation for the three maple neck stringers, the knot will be on the bottom of the neck, and in a portion that will get cut away when I profile the neck, but I have no idea how deep it goes. Here's what the grain orientation "wants" to look like, "cup up". The center stringer will get planed down to 3/8" thick and be divided from the outer stringers by 1/4" purpleheart strips. the stringer with the knot is on the right side in this photo.
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Here's the knot from the bottom side of the neck. There is no evidence of it on the faces, but if it goes more than around 3/4" deep, this stringer is unusable.
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Here's the side view of the knot.
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I suppose i could do a little exploratory bandsaw work to see how deep it goes. This lumber has some beautiful flame grain on the edge, but if I glue it all up and find the knot in my finish neck carve, I will weep Bitter Tears of Woe. I guess worst case, I have to order some lumber, which means at least a couple more weeks of waiting for the sluggish mail system.
No worries, I'd rather have people give me honest opinion based on experience and expertise I lack, rather than use wood that will go wonky on me later. The other issue I'm seeing is some slight bow on the pieces length-wise. Cutting the pieces to width seems to have released some inner stress that is bowing the two outer plies about 1/4" outward along the length end-to-end, and the bow is symetrical with this orientation. the wood is dead flat along its top and bottom edges. I can clamp the pieces to remove the bow, and it seems to cancel out to a straight beam, so I don't know if that's enough to scrap the board. I'll take a photo later and see what people think. I'm hoping the whole epoxy lamination with purpleheart stringers will cancel out any outward bow, but maybe that's just wishful thinking on my part.It's curly. I expressed opinion with the runout only because of the high level intent you expressed for this build. I too like to get as much as possible from each piece not just to save cost but also because the source is getting precious and waste is such a shame.
It may probably be fineNo worries, I'd rather have people give me honest opinion based on experience and expertise I lack, rather than use wood that will go wonky on me later. The other issue I'm seeing is some slight bow on the pieces length-wise. Cutting the pieces to width seems to have released some inner stress that is bowing the two outer plies about 1/4" outward along the length end-to-end, and the bow is symetrical with this orientation. the wood is dead flat along its top and bottom edges. I can clamp the pieces to remove the bow, and it seems to cancel out to a straight beam, so I don't know if that's enough to scrap the board. I'll take a photo later and see what people think. I'm hoping the whole epoxy lamination with purpleheart stringers will cancel out any outward bow, but maybe that's just wishful thinking on my part.
. But then I am a little (alot) OCD
. Just spent the morning cutting out these little arrowheads
.My hands are aching just looking at those little buggers.It may probably be fine. I'd still laminate it for a future build if you don't use it here
. Just seeing where you are going with this build I may have let my expectations run away a little
. But then I am a little (alot) OCD
. Just spent the morning cutting out these little arrowheads
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Then you'll love the 12th fret marker complete with ebony center.My hands are aching just looking at those little buggers.![]()