The Random Thought Megathread

[StudioStuntz]

Yeah....You forgot to put a body in the hole

I 'm sure I did, I may have just forgotten to secure the end cap properly the last time I inflated it.

 

[D M C]

I’m driving with Do Not Disturb While Driving turned on. I’ll see your message when I get where I’m going.

 

[D M C]

(I’m not receiving notifications. If this is urgent, reply “urgent” to send a notification through with your original message.)

 

[Son of Wobble]

(I’m not receiving notifications. If this is urgent, reply “urgent” to send a notification through with your original message.)

urgent...there is a killer clown in your trunk

 

[StudioStuntz]

Now I'm confused.

If it takes twenty minutes to dig a whole hole, how long should it take to dig a half a hole?

 

[Son of Wobble]

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urgent

pull over i gotta use the can

 

[Son of Wobble]

Now I'm confused.

If it takes twenty minutes to dig a whole hole, how long should it take to dig a half a hole?

how much whole would a half-hole dig if a half-hole could dig whole?

 

[Fat Freddy]

The Random Hole Megathread?....

 

[StudioStuntz]

how much whole would a half-hole dig if a half-hole could dig whole?

Thanks, I needed that!

 

[D M C]

Random House Megathread.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I am off to the races.

 

[Son of Wobble]

I am off to the races.

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Yes, I had the quinella!

 

[D M C]

Publishers Clearing House Megathread.

 

[Pbassmanca]

Imagine if air travel had never made it past dirigibles but still went on to become as widely used a method of travel as at present?

 

[Son of Wobble]

Imagine if air travel had never made it past dirigibles but still went on to become as widely used a method of travel as at present?

I wonder if you can

 

[Son of Wobble]

Imagine if air travel had never made it past dirigibles but still went on to become as widely used a method of travel as at present?

 

[ZenG]

I wonder if you can

Wonder if you can what?

 

[Son of Wobble]

Imagine if air travel had never made it past dirigibles but still went on to become as widely used a method of travel as at present?

I do appreciate the new lyric, much less pompous than Lennon's. But it doesn't entirely scan, does it...

 

[shadowtippy]

Wonder if you can what?

Peas.

 

[zontar]

I will post a non sequitur