The Random Thought Megathread

[IamGroot]

That turtle is the safest turtle in America right now 'cos I ain't going anywhere near it....

First time i prodded a snapping turtle with a broom handle, he bit it in 2.

 

[toowrongfoo]

Gators and snapping turtles, two things to avoid.

 

[Fat Freddy]

First time i prodded a snapping turtle with a broom handle, he bit it in 2.

What happened the second time?....

 

[IamGroot]

Gators and snapping turtles, two things to avoid.

.22 hollowpoint.

 

[IamGroot]

We used to seine my pond when I was younger. Shoot all turtles, throw the gar and carp up on the bank, throw the bass and perch back in and run like hell if you got a nutria in the net after you untangle him.

 

[Fat Freddy]

We used to seine my pond when I was younger. Shoot all turtles, throw the gar and carp up on the bank, throw the bass and perch back in and run like hell if you got a nutria in the net after you untangle him.

Clearly, a man at two with nature....

 

[StudioStuntz]

First time i prodded a snapping turtle with a broom handle, he bit it in 2.

What happened the second time?....

He bit it 'n' 8.

 

[Fat Freddy]

He bit it 'n' 8.

 

[hondo4life]

Clearly this is some kind of basse guitare forume, so I can't talk about the fact that I recently picked up an old Conn cornet and a Hadean Telecaster knock-off. I'm starting a one man band, but I need a drummer.

 

[toowrongfoo]

Clearly this is some kind of basse guitare forume, so I can't talk about the fact that I recently picked up an old Conn cornet and a Hadean Telecaster knock-off. I'm starting a one man band, but I need a drummer.

Ezdrummer 2 is just about perfect for a one-man-band.

 

[hondo4life]

Ezdrummer 2 is just about perfect for a one-man-band.

I forgot to mention that all of my recordings will be mic'd real instruments, 100%.

 

[toowrongfoo]

.22 hollowpoint.

Oh god no.

 

[IamGroot]

Clearly, a man at two with nature....

if you have a stocked bass (fish) pond, you need to manage it and clean the trash fish and turtles out.

Ps, we used to butcher hogs in January up to 1985 I dont think you would approve.

Running cattle, prolly the same.

 

[Fat Freddy]

if you have a stocked bass (fish) pond, you need to manage it and clean the trash fish and turtles out.

Ps, we used to butcher hogs in January up to 1985 I dont think you would approve.

Running cattle, prolly the same.

Oh no....

I likes me some of that piggy meat and I likes me some of that beefy stuff too....

The manner of dispatch of the "trash" is what bothers me old boy.....

 

[pie_man_25]

I'm having breakfast at Tim Hortons right now and spirit of radio is playing, I'm not sure how much more stereotypically Canadian I could be right now.

 

[PillO]

I'm having breakfast at Tim Hortons right now and spirit of radio is playing, I'm not sure how much more stereotypically Canadian I could be right now.

You could only be more Canadian if you are having a double/double and a cruller.

 

[IamGroot]

Road tour ended unexpectedly with 2 am traffic stop for band members. Lets just say i look like a freakin genius for driving myself. 3 hrs from home.

 

[IamGroot]

Oh no....

I likes me some of that piggy meat and I likes me some of that beefy stuff too....

The manner of dispatch of the "trash" is what bothers me old boy.....

My cows always went to auction and still do. Piggies were dispatched personally. I dont care to discuss details of that or scraping/ butchering.. a three day family job since you dont just slaughter one hog.
Ps, impossible to clean up band saw.

 

[Jay2U]

Heisenberg's uncertainty principle doesn't hold for beer. Every time I look it's gone.

 

[Jay2U]

I'm having breakfast at Tim Hortons right now and spirit of radio is playing, I'm not sure how much more stereotypically Canadian I could be right now.

Are you carrying an axe and wearing a checkered shirt?