The Random Thought Megathread

[toowrongfoo]

Yeah, but it's all in good fun!

 

[5StringBlues]

SO many sexist remarks floating around in my head right now.

 

[IamGroot]

Neither dope or snickers are on my current diet ...unfortunately.

 

[IamGroot]

I split this with somebody else..thats pork sausage and onion rings between the burgers.

I am now considering vegetarian ism.

 

[FingerDub]

Absolutely true.

 

[toowrongfoo]

What the hell???????????????

 

[FilterFunk]

I'll take the "crack" of the bat over the "ping" of the bat any day.

 

[FingerDub]

Why do idiot waiters at restaurants always fill the pepper up all the way to the top so there's no room for the pepper to shake through the holes.

 

[IamGroot]

Unanswered questions
#1 Where do septic tanks unload?

 

[S-Bigbottom]

The grass is always greener over the septic tank.

 

[Fat Freddy]

The grass is always greener over the septic tank.


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Mmmmm.....Mushroooms!..drool

 

[IamGroot]

Correction...where do the septic tank trucks that pump out the porta potties dispose of their cargo.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Correction...where do the septic tank trucks that pump out the porta potties dispose of their cargo.

On the streets of Albany....

 

[Fat Freddy]

Why do idiot waiters at restaurants always fill the pepper up all the way to the top so there's no room for the pepper to shake through the holes.

Bad tippers....

 

[PillO]

Why do idiot waiters at restaurants always fill the pepper up all the way to the top so there's no room for the pepper to shake through the holes.

To make work for the pepper boy

 

[zontar]

But this trend is definitively misguided.

 

[toowrongfoo]

Why do idiot waiters at restaurants always fill the pepper up all the way to the top so there's no room for the pepper to shake through the holes.

Because they are told to by their bosses, so maybe it's not "idiot waiters" (I'm an expert)

 

[toowrongfoo]

Correction...where do the septic tank trucks that pump out the porta potties dispose of their cargo.

Answer: You just went swimming in it.

 

[toowrongfoo]

I've noticed some dicey subjects coming up here, having a hard time resisting them which isn't good.

EDIT: Ah, I see many are on the rag. I'll come back later when people are more chill.

 

[IamGroot]

I've noticed some dicey subjects coming up here, having a hard time resisting them which isn't good.

EDIT: Ah, I see many are on the rag. I'll come back later when people are more chill.

Are you running for office?.