I've been having trouble getting the peanut butter syrup recently......
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The Random Thought Megathread
- Thread starter Gorn
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You're not just fat. Cheese will bind you up, so you're also full of
.PSA - When you finally go flush frequently - PLEASE!
Well, there is a lot to get done and the south 40 isn't going to plough itself. You need a fast tractor to get it done and still get on with all the other tasks a farmer needs to do.
You could get to the pub really fast in one?.....
Police wouldn't believe their speed guns...?
Plow a field quickly.....so you can go to the pub....
Decision time. I usually go to the Wednesday night blues jam at the world renowned Slippery Noodle, but I have a head cold and feel a little achy. At the same time I'm antsy and watching TV doesn't exactly resonate with my soul. I'm retired, so I have all day tomorrow to recover. So, should I go or stay home?
I knew a man that would drive his tractor to town because he lost his driver's license due to a DUI. His reasoning was "You don't need a license to drive a tractor."
Should I stay or should I go now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
An' if I stay it will be double
So you gotta let me know
But more seriously, do you want to get everyone else there sick? Maybe you do, in which case go!
Back in Devon we were smack bang in the middle of farming country...
One of our local farmers was nicked for driving his tractor too slow on the main road....
The Babylon clocked him at 18mph as he drove the 4 miles between his fields causing huge backups of traffic....
When charged he was quoted as saying..."Seemed fast to me".....
Somebody was following me. Went to target for some milk and saw this person, didn't pay much attention. Went home and realized I had forgotten something but target was now closed. Drove to Walmart and when I was leaving saw the same person going in. I should have said hi.
She had a nice figure. She was the one who made eye contact otherwise I wouldn't have noticed her on my way out.
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