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Or pork chops....Only a new Guitar God can save us now

Or pork chops....![]()
Goooood.......I don't often eat pork chops, but when I do, I like them with fried potatoes, apple sauce, and gravy-smothered biscuits.
Mmmm, I can feel my left ventricle slamming shut as I type this
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At last!....The lightbulb above the head moment!.....you are not very nice, fella

At last!....The lightbulb above the head moment!.....![]()
It resembles a corn cob in there.
Get a fire going and a few sticks of butter. It’s popcorn time...
I hate to quote myself, but I have forgotten the salt shaker.
It would be a shame to have points deducted for only going half of the distance.
Will do. Is it okay if I ingest the salt using Doritos as a delivery system?
Seems somewhat pedestrian.
I assure you that methods befitting your station exist.
Exhibit A)
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I no longer ingest tequila as it tends to make me radically rearrange the furniture
Any time lapse photography available?
HD would be preferable, naturally.





It makes me wanna dance on top of the furniture.I no longer ingest tequila as it tends to make me radically rearrange the furniture
Any time lapse photography available?
HD would be preferable, naturally.
It has been moved and seconded.
It has been moved and seconded.
All in favor?
I, I, i, I!
Apposed?
Motion passed.
Release the hound's video.