The Testosterone Toy Thread!

[Bryan316]

In this thread, we shall present devices, machines, tools, weapons, materials, gadgets, samples, creations and thingamajiggies that were forged from pure manliness. If Tim Allen wouldn't use it, it's NOT ALLOWED!! Only the most MANLY stuff is allowed in this thread. So nothing MakiSupaStar owns is allowed in here.


EXHIBIT A: The Hydraulic Concrete Chainsaw

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EXHIBIT B: The Hydraulic Power Unit for Concrete Chainsaw

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I'ma carve a bass guitar the size of a submarine!

 

[supergolum]

 

[Bryan316]

Yes YES YES the Gods approve!

 

[middy]

The Krupp Bagger 288

Sometimes it accidentally eats bulldozers.

 

[Trevorus]

The Krupp Bagger 288

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Wow. That is nuts. And to think, I was going to post a pic of a potato gun...

 

[Bryan316]

Nope, cuz the potato gun can attack the operator of that giant machine when he needs to go to the bathroom!

 

[Trevorus]

Nope, cuz the potato gun can attack the operator of that giant machine when he needs to go to the bathroom!

Or burn a face off... *voice of experience*

Oh, BTW, I think someone designed a super hero after me:

 

[soulgeezer]

Dirty Harry & his .44 Magnum -- You feelin' lucky, punk?

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[wmcjhi]

Where is neil with his knives? Those things are outstanding.

In the meantime:
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[RWP]

The Krupp Bagger 288

Sometimes it accidentally eats bulldozers.

How in the heck do you build something THIS big!

 

[soulgeezer]

How in the heck do you build something THIS big!

You build it in outer space, where there's no gravity. Things are a lot lighter up there.

 

[Ericman197]

My personal faves:

69 Vette, General Lee and Chevelle SS

 

[SoComSurfing]

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30' Eliminator w/ twin Chevy 572s.
63' Bertram, fastest production sport fisher.
F-14s. Enough said.

 

[MaskedJackal]

Please, nobody post Chuck Norris.

Trevorus, what happened, if you don't mind my asking? I'm sorry to hear about your face....

 

[Chunk-O-Funk]

The Krupp Bagger 288

I rent one of these every year to till my 8X10 garden.



This is me ending my morning commute.

 

[Baryonyx]

King Tiger.

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[Drake Kennedy]

Why would you need a big saw that huge? (in regards to the Krupp)

 

[Vince S.]

Why would you need a big saw that huge? (in regards to the Krupp)

It's actually a mining excavator; if you look closer at the "saw teeth", they're actually individual buckets. On the wiki it said it's used primarily to remove the unwanted topsoil and rocks from huge mining projects.

 

[DayoftheGreek]

Holy god that Krupp thing is HUGEEEEEEE.

And the king tiger is awesome as well.

 

[aesir6]

My 2 personal fav. cars(In this oreder, color, engine, and even hood styles. The shaker hood kick @$$). Since were posting manly cars.