The "Which would you rather" thread.

[Mark Wilson]

So, I ask a question. The next person answers, and then asks his/her own!

WYR Feel no pain, but still be able to die, or feel all the pain ten times worse than normal, but not be able to die?

 

[ImaStupidBaby]

die.

would you rather do oprah or halle barry with no arms.

 

[peterbright]

Feel all the pain.

Would you rather be strong or wise?

 

[peterbright]

die.

would you rather do oprah or halle barry with no arms.

What do you use arms for. HB of course.

Would you rather win an olympic gold medal or a Nobel Peace Prize?

 

[ImaStupidBaby]

What do you use arms for. HB of course.

Would you rather win an olympic gold medal or a Nobel Peace Prize?

which one has more gold in it?

 

[casualmadness]

What do you use arms for. HB of course.

Would you rather win an olympic gold medal or a Nobel Peace Prize?

Nobel prize.
Would you rather be blind or deaf?

 

[Phalex]

Nobel prize.
Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Deaf. I'm half way there anyhow.

Would you rather win the gold medal at the Special Olympics, or be a nobody with a normal IQ?

 

[SundanceChile]

Deaf. I'm half way there anyhow.

Would you rather win the gold medal at the Special Olympics, or be a nobody with a normal IQ?

Normal IQ.

Would you rather never drink again, or chop off your ding-dong and be able to drink to your heart's content? Bonus points if you know the reference.

 

[i_got_a_mohawk]

Normal IQ.

Would you rather never drink again, or chop off your ding-dong and be able to drink to your heart's content? Bonus points if you know the reference.

I dont know the reference, but i dont drink. Even if i did, leave captain winky alone!

Would you rather play in a local unknown band that you enjoy, or play in a famous band, and not enjoy it

 

[jwbassman]

Metalocalypse. Don't drink enough to warrant cutting it off.

Jessica Alba or Jessica Biel?

 

[casualmadness]

Metalocalypse. Don't drink enough to warrant cutting it off.

Jessica Alba or Jessica Biel?

Biel. Isn't Alba damaged goods now? Maybe I got them confused.
Would your rather get lownered again or lower your head and run into the wall?

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Biel. Isn't Alba damaged goods now? Maybe I got them confused.
Would your rather get lownered again or lower your head and run into the wall?

Run into a wall.

Poop in the middle of Dodger's stadium on opening day, or get soap up your pee hole?

 

[Curtybob]

Stadium poopage, fo sho.

Date a super hot chick that cheats or stick with a woman that's homely, but loyal?

 

[dave64o]

Assuming equal "put out"-age from both, I'd take the loyal homely girl for a few reasons. First, I've had my "no pride" moments so it wouldn't be the first time for that. Second, it's of course more satisfying to be with someone I know is loyal to me. Third, I guess I could always cheat too, right? Finally, why do you think God created the light switch?!?!?!?!

Who'd you rather hook up with - a) your mother-in-law or girlfriend's mother or b) your high school nurse?









(*my first grade teacher was a cute young nun just out of school, so that could be kinda cool! *)

 

[peterbright]

High school nurse,

Would you rather kiss a tiger on the lips or fall into a bucket of crap?

 

[iamlowsound]

Kiss the tiger, you never said anything about it being conscious.

Would you Rather play a wedding gig naked or land a plane with no training?

lowsound

 

[casualmadness]

Kiss the tiger, you never said anything about it being conscious.

Would you Rather play a wedding gig naked or land a plane with no training?

lowsound

Naked gig. I was in two flights that almost crashed so I'm a bad flier now. If a plane started going down and it was up to me to land it, I would likely pass out.

Mary Kate or Ashley?

 

[Valerus]

The non-drugged one

pineapple or grapefruit...



....planted into your backside?

 

[Eric Perry]

...pineapple or grapefruit...



....planted into your backside?

LMAO! Grapefruit.


Would you rather do Wilfred Brimley, or a rabid Mastiff with bad breath?

 

[Atoz]

LMAO! Grapefruit.


Would you rather do Wilfred Brimley, or a rabid Mastiff with bad breath?

What's the difference?

I've actually met Wilford Brimley (he's from around here) so that would be too weird.

Would you rather eat a gallon bucket of dog crap or let Mike Tyson punch you in the nads?