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The world's most hated songs

When I was in college I was into jazz and especially Thelonious Monk. I used to have parties at my apartment and near the end of the night I'd put some on (only because I liked it and still do) but I started noticing my buddies would usually rapidly disperse, one night I put some on and one of my friends who was a metal head all of a sudden like he had been thinking about it for months said "and ESPECIALLY this ****" :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: and stomped out.
 
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I know a lot of people like it, but for me one type of music that would decidedly drive me away would be any kind of death or thrash metal, especially at high volume.

HUH?! ALOONG TIME AGO, when we wuz in HS we tried making a garage band. drummers cousins a guitar playercomes down with his gear & a boom box, we were in the middle of jamming & discussing stuff he plops down & puts this kinda crap on!! vWe laughed him out of the basement! he was soo dejected! AAARRRRRGHH!!
 
HUH?! ALOONG TIME AGO, when we wuz in HS we tried making a garage band. drummers cousins a guitar playercomes down with his gear & a boom box, we were in the middle of jamming & discussing stuff he plops down & puts this kinda crap on!! vWe laughed him out of the basement! he was soo dejected! AAARRRRRGHH!!

i will second my comment on finding some death metal hilarious (the singing). The laughter is involuntary. Also… the band names, album names, song titles are also hilarious at times.

- fcked by a knife
- forced gender reassignment
- a living breathing piece of defecating meat
- testicular manslaughter

thrash however is pretty broad and covers early anthrax, slayer (meh), and even metallica. I generally like thrash metal.
 
To me terrible songs are not about being terrible… many are great in some way. What makes a song terrible to me is overplay.

for me that terrible song is living la vida loca. Why? Cause one summer i worked in pei canada and there was only one radio station of note at work. And they literally played that song 8-10x a day every day for the four months i worked that summer job.

and i am a total metalhead… but some of the death metal stuff just makes me laugh to tears. I had a death metal compilation album when i was younger and it literally made me laugh so hard till i cried. 100% true story.

Death metal always gets me. Some of it is really groovy and I'm loving it to begin with. But when The Cookie Monster™ makes a guest appearance on vocals, I just burst out laughing. It's the best thing ever. But it's not supposed to be funny..