Hah... as you might expect from seeing where I live, we had just the opposite problem. A bunch of older, white midwesterners trying to play fusion/gospel and most of the time failing pretty badly at it.
The retired piano teachers who comprised our stable of piano and keyboard players made it particularly painful at times.
You should should hear our funk when the resident 80's hair metal guitarist sits in. 10,000 effects in the rack and somehow every patch has lush chorus.

And then when the band played, it's like they took extra-strength talent pills during the break.