Things only Australians do.

[slobake]

Working in a factory back in the 70's and they told me I could only have one beer during lunch. Spotted that large Fosters can on the shelf the local mom and pop and decided that would be my one beer.
It went well with burritos and Mexican agricultural imports.

 

[RedVee]

Around here Silver Bullets refers to Coors Light in cans. It's definitely sex in a canoe. Also referred to as cee minus.

Here ya go Goalee, the best beer advertisement in the world. (Evidently)

 

[Tom Bomb]

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"That's not a stubby… This is a stubby!"​

 

[RedVee]

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"That's not a stubby… This is a stubby!"​

Drunk one of those at a BBQ. That's a solid stubby.

 

[Mr. Sound]

How much?
$250
For what?
Jousting Sticks!

.... Tell him he's dreaming

How's the serenity?

 

[Mr. Sound]

The mysterious culinary adventure called "Chiko Rolls".

Try bbq-ing frozen chikos, cut into 2cm discs...heaven!

 

[Mr. Sound]

That's what we used to call them too here in Canada when I was a kid. I don't hear that anymore. I guess people use the American term "flip-flops" now.

better times..sigh...

 

[Killed_by_Death]

Think that "Brace yourself Sheila!" is appropriate foreplay!

 

[Mr. Sound]

Yeah, well...Rolf won't be back in Oz for quite a while...and that's even assuming the Aussies would want him!

Rolf Harris charged with sex attacks on victims as young as 12

 

[Mr. Sound]

What is the prevailing or preferred Australian beverage of choice for people who actually live there?

Fourex on tap at Brekky Creek.. (tip.. don't google XXXX and wood to find the picture!)

 

[Fat Freddy]

Think that "Brace yourself Sheila!" is appropriate foreplay!

 

[BAG]

Vegemite, melted cheese and eggs on toast for Sunday breakfast. Yummmmm.

 

[hondo4life]

My Australian cattle dog is the only one I know that, in order to eat anything, must carry his food over to a particular rug, where he sits facing the corner of the room. There is separate rug in another room for toys, but either one is a good place for a nap. I assume it is the same for all Australians.

 

[Gazman]

Try bbq-ing frozen chikos, cut into 2cm discs...heaven!

Most things taste better chopped into little pieces and BBQed.

I like them straight off the floor, as nature intended.

 

[Gazman]

My Australian cattle dog is the only one I know that, in order to eat anything, must carry his food over to a particular rug, where he sits facing the corner of the room. There is separate rug in another room for toys, but either one is a good place for a nap. I assume it is the same for all Australians.

Hey! You ankle biters, get off my tucker rug.

 

[RedVee]

Vegemite, melted cheese and eggs on toast for Sunday breakfast. Yummmmm.


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Vegemite n Avo is good as well, tomato optional.

 

[Petebass]

When a famous sailing race turns deadly, news outlets across the country need to mention both the death toll AND the race leader in the opening sentence, because they are both equally important.

 

[hondo4life]

Hey! You ankle biters, get off my tucker rug.

Ankle biter is right. Do all Australians have an ankle biting obsession?

 

[Downunderwonder]

Ankle biter is right. Do all Australians have an ankle biting obsession?

Obsession with the process of making them perhaps.

Ankle biter = small child.

 

[Downunderwonder]

When a famous sailing race turns deadly, news outlets across the country need to mention both the death toll AND the race leader in the opening sentence, because they are both equally important.

hold an annual sailing race which is more newsworthy if there are no fatalities.