Things only Australians do.

[stanknuckle]

BBQ upOTE="Mr. Sound, post: 18890952, member: 157058"]Try bbq-ing frozen chikos, cut into 2cm discs...heaven![/QUOTE]
BBQ up halved dimmies! Awesome.

 

[Mr. Sound]

BBQ upOTE="Mr. Sound, post: 18890952, member: 157058"]Try bbq-ing frozen chikos, cut into 2cm discs...heaven!

BBQ up halved dimmies! Awesome.[/QUOTE]
YEAH? gotta try that one!!

 

[stanknuckle]

BBQ up halved dimmies! Awesome.

YEAH? gotta try that one!![/QUOTE]

Yep. Cut them length - ways though.

 

[stanknuckle]

="Mr. Sound, post: 18890929, member: 157058"]How's the serenity?[/QUOTE]

Bloody awesome film!

What is it with wogs and cash?!

 

[stanknuckle]

Some Classic Aussie films:
The Castle
Wog Boy
Chopper
Bad Boy Bubby

 

[Downunderwonder]

Speaking of Aussie films. The Man who sued God. Starred Billy Conolly and kinda flopped but I enjoyed it.

 

[foal30]

Bliss

A remarkable film.

 

[drumsnbass]

A British man is visiting Australia.

The man at customs asks him "Do you have a criminal record?"
The British man replies "I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."

 

[BAG]

This is something I'm pretty sure you can only do in Australia (although people from all over the world do it here) and that is skiing amongst gum trees.

 

[Fat Freddy]

A British man is visiting Australia.

The man at customs asks him "Do you have a criminal record?"
The British man replies "I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."

A British man is visiting Australia.

The man at customs asks him "Do you have a police record?"

The British man replies "Walking on the moon?"......I'll get me coat

 

[Mr. Sound]

Do they have "chook raffles" in other countries?

 

[RedVee]

Do they have "chook raffles" in other countries?

good question. But dont forget the "meat tray".

 

[placedesjardins]

Shorten or lengthen names. No one is called by their real name.
Stevo, johnno, damo, jules, gaz, daz, shaz, baz Etc

Same with places or time
Servo, bottle-o, arvo.

Yes becomes yeah which becomes 'eah

Tilt to the left when farting in the seated position.

 

[RedVee]

Tilt to the left when farting in the seated position.

Haha yes, just raise a cheek

 

[Killed_by_Death]

Here is something they won't do!
They wouldn't call their company "Rooter Man":



I see commercials for this service every day, and often laugh at the connotations it would have in Oz.

 

[BAG]

You appear to know Australian's pretty well... KBD

 

[Killed_by_Death]

I spent 3 months there in 94/95.
I thought there would be work in Sydney, preparing for the Olympics, but all the big cities were overrun with South Africans & Hong Kongers (with Commonwealth passports) looking for work.
So, I set out on a "walkabout" across the country by bus & train.

I enjoyed Nowra & Melbourne quite a bit.

King's Cross was a pretty big let-down, after Bangkok.

Oh, I almost forgot to mention that almost every job I was on in my 15 years in Thailand had me working with Ozzies, and we got along great.

arvo.

I still use this one, and you'd be surprised how many people just nod and pretend to know what you're talking about, when they don't.

 

[Gazman]

Vote today, or get fined.

 

[Manichga]

Here is something they won't do!
They wouldn't call their company "Rooter Man":



I see commercials for this service every day, and often laugh at the connotations it would have in Oz.

Rooter man? That would just cause most of us to either smirk or fall about laughing. Dont start me on the meaning of the word fanny.

 

[Manichga]

Vote today, or get fined.

Or give a frogs fat a*** who wins today.