You didn't "buy" all those former girlfriends...did you?So Anyway, some things that just didn't work out:
- Every girlfriend before I met Mrs. Hurricane

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You didn't "buy" all those former girlfriends...did you?So Anyway, some things that just didn't work out:
- Every girlfriend before I met Mrs. Hurricane

I’ve got a Presto hot air popper that I bought some 40 years ago. Made in USA and it still works perfectly. They literally don’t make them like that anymore. Not in the USA anyway. I don’t know what I’ll do if it ever quits working.I absolutely love my popcorn popper. If I get good kernels, which can be a toss up ordering online, I can make my popcorn as good or better than any movie theatre corn.
**The secret is Flavacol and coconut oil. Thank me later those who don't know.**
I must be in that percentage. My wife has no problem with progressives. I got a pair, and in a few minutes, I was ready to puke. Now I have a pair of regular glasses and a pair of readers. All is good.Oddly enough, I'm far sighted. My optician says that a small percentage of people's brains just reject progressives out of hand. Guess I'm in that minority!
Well, we can't all impress them by putting on a "gun show" in an exquisitely well-fitting leather jacket...You didn't "buy" all those former girlfriends...did you?

My very first bass was a violin bass from Lafayette! Two strikes against it right out of the gate! I do have a Hofner Club (Asian model) that I will probably keep forever. I so prefer the shape over the violin bass.my arm always fell into the waist, which immediately started stabbing me in the wrist LOL btw, as gorgeous as the red violin bass was - surprisingly since i don't find them that compelling usually - it was only an icon / ignition, but it looked great and sounded SO good while stabbing me in the wrist
while i've never bought a wood chipper, that's a great story that reminds me of my regret purchases. shoulda worked, sorta did, but somehow didn't work out...
i didn't know anyone but me still remembered lafayette LOL
my ex had a quad system. it was great except for the very few albums available in quad.
Same experience. I’ll add exhaust fumes to your accurate list. I have 135 trees on 2.5 acres, and thought the chipper would make things easier. I’ve used it a half a dozen times in the two years since buying it, and only did that much mostly for the purpose of bagging the wood chips to use around the trees. ( and to help justify the purchase to my wife’s satisfaction and “don’t you have enough equipment already “comment ). Now it sits under a tree with a cover on it. Probably won’t ever use it until I need wood chips again.Wood chipper.
I have a wooded lot and for 20 years I’ve been trimming trees and piling the scraps until I finally haul them off. I figured a chipper would allow me to cut out the haul away part. So I bought one during the pandemic.
It works as advertised, but:
- It’s loud as hell
- It’s good for anything up to about the width of a broomstick, which represents probably half of what ends up in my pile. I still have to haul off the rest
- The intake isn’t large and it’s actually not easy to guide stuff to it, and I have to trim the little parts of almost every branch before they will go in.
So I haven’t used it past the first two tries and now it’s sitting in my garage.
I also have the monopod mixed feellings issue. A guide that have been out with on his boat many times developed a system using a monopod that is actually pretty cool. I use it occcasionally.Heh. You're not alone. The head-on-the-monopod thing seems like it'd be a best of both worlds solution, but I don't run into may people for whom it works for very long. A carbon fiber set of sticks, though... that's money well spent! Better still, if they have the unlock tabs at the leg joints, so they can be quickly adjusted outward for uneven terrain, while not having to fiddle with the sliding leg locks all the time. That bit of flexibility is quite nice.
Curiosity piqued, I just went and looked at B&H, and see Manfrotto now has monopods with tiny little sets of feet that pop out of the ends. I guess those are for folks want a "monopod" that can stand up by itself. The pedant in me calls that "a tripod with a tall stick on top."![]()
Weird. I have been wearing them for years with no issues. And I'm nearsighted. Actual bifocals make me insane, though I can't stand them.God yes. This. Gave me daily rage and I could not get used to them. Moved on to lined bifocals and life is good.
Ironically, I got that jacket from eBay over 20 years ago (still have it, and it's my all-time favorite), and it's the standard by which all other leather jackets I buy are measured.Well, we can't all impress them by putting on a "gun show" in an exquisitely well-fitting leather jacket...
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Qualifying statement: IF they are made correctly. I have sent more than one pair back to the local optician because I couldn't see out of them. Believe it or not Costco and the online guys I use now make them perfectly.Weird. I have been wearing them for years with no issues. And I'm nearsighted. Actual bifocals make me insane, though I can't stand them.
Odd how different each individual's experience can be, eh? The first two times I tried progressive lenses, I could not get accustomed to them and had to have my optometrist change the order to bifocals. And then, like the old saying goes: "Third time's the charm." Not only did I finally adjust, but later, after having cataract surgery, I had to wear over-the-counter (non-Rx) reading glasses for a couple of weeks before I could order new Rx eyeglasses, and I HATED those single-vision lenses. I was putting them on, then taking them off, then putting them on, etc. all day long.Progressive lenses. A committee approach to what happens to your eyes after the age of 40. Guarantees you wind up taking them off and putting them back on a hundred times a day. Also a new pair of Adidas shoes. Insoles came out the first time i took my feet out of them, and they smell like a litter box. $165 for what used to be a nice product.