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Things You Don't See Anymore Part 3

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There is still NO reason to cover them with brittle plastic that shatters at the least impact costing you many hundreds of dollars. Give me a big honkin' aluminum beam mounted on springs.
Metal is heavy, expensive, and doesn't crush to absorb the collision.

I love chrome, but the bumpers are a huge step up in safety.
 
Metal is heavy, expensive, and doesn't crush to absorb the collision.

I love chrome, but the bumpers are a huge step up in safety.
So mount the large-metal-bumper-on-springs on the crushable consumable item, so if there's a low speed tap the spring loaded bumper just springs back without any damage; and if there's an impact at higher speed, the consumable thing crushes and can be replaced for a reasonable cost. Eliminate the thin fragile "bumper cover" that if you tap it in the parking lot it's likely to break and cost you $1000 to fix it. And most of the time you can't just drive it like that because it's attached with a bunch of snap fit tabs, that break off or distort so you can't snap it back in, and it hangs down and drags on the ground or your tire.
 
So mount the large-metal-bumper-on-springs on the crushable consumable item, so if there's a low speed tap the spring loaded bumper just springs back without any damage; and if there's an impact at higher speed, the consumable thing crushes and can be replaced for a reasonable cost. Eliminate the thin fragile "bumper cover" that if you tap it in the parking lot it's likely to break and cost you $1000 to fix it. And most of the time you can't just drive it like that because it's attached with a bunch of snap fit tabs, that break off or distort so you can't snap it back in, and it hangs down and drags on the ground or your tire.
Or gets thrown on the shoulder.
 
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When I worked at Kinko's in college, we had this bad boy: A Xerox 5090. It was super fast, could be programmed to use different paper trays for the front and rear covers, and would offset collate and staple. At the far end was an automatic door that would open so the tray could slide out for easy removal of the copies. It was a beast!
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The thing that gets me, is that in the 1980s, copy machines with document handlers would run about a page a second, or maybe two and a half seconds each for double sided.

Now in the 2025s, they can send emails, scan, blah blah blah, but it takes 10 seconds a page. and it takes you several minutes to cancel all the default settings that don't give you what you want, log in, etc., etc., etc.

Progress!