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Things You Don't See Anymore Part 3

They don't even call them "bumpers" anymore. Front/rear "fascia".:spit:
I always thought the 5 mph bumpers mounted on shock absorbers were a GREAT idea. No idea why they quit doing this. Now they have "bumper covers" which also mount the lights, made of plastic, which shatter if you breathe on them, but because they're "bumper covers" not "bumpers" they aren't covered in the 2.5 mph bumper regulation.
 
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Modern bumpers protect YOU, not the car, and from faster collisions.

This is coming from the owner of a '66 Ghia.

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I test-drove a Karmann-Ghia once - SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME :)

My subsequent Fiat X1/9s felt safe by comparison (even though you basically had to lay down to drive them...)

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I always thought the 5 mph bumpers mounted on shock absorbers were a GREAT idea. No idea why they quit doing this. Now they have "bumper covers" which also mount the lights, made of plastic, which shatter if you breathe on them, but because they're "bumper covers" not "bumpers" they aren't covered in the 2.5 mph bumper regulation.
I looked this up online. Apparently the current plastic bumpers are designed to save pedestrians' lives.
 
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