Things you'd say instead of cussing...

[Humbled]

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[mrokern]

I just cuss. ;-)

 

[Baird6869]

See you next Tuesday.

My wife's favorite as she hates the real word.

As in "she is a real C U Next Tuesday". A SNL reference, I believe.

 

[Humbled]

My wife's favorite as she hates the real word.

As in "she is a real C U Next Tuesday". A SNL reference, I believe.

My big brother's wife says that a lot.

I never knew where it originated.

Finally, now I know, thanks to you... ....and Now I get it. She's like that...

Hubba hubba...

 

[BassinCT]

Fudgebiscuit.

 

[joeaba]

Heck works for me. started using it years ago in place of other words.

 

[J Dean]

Can't remember, I have pretty much elevated this cussing thing to an art form. I am constantly practicing to improve my technique.

 

[svtb15]

I dont bother being PC.. I just say what needs to be said

 

[peledog]

Billions of blistering blue barnacles!

 

[unclebass]

My dad would always either start counting or saying the alphabet. You could gauge how ticked off he was by how long he counted or how many times he 'restarted' the abc's.

 

[dbase]

Well I'll be dipped in poopie

 

[zontar]

In a sense it's still cursing--it's the idea behind it--but I also get the idea of saying something other than an acknowledged "Cuss Word"

 

[smogg]

Jiminy Crickets!!!!! My go to for cussing.

 

[Baird6869]

Unfortunately I work in high tech sales and even the women I work with swear like truckers. Terrible language in my business for some reason.

I try not to swear in any way in front of my 2 year old and out of respect, the super religious few people at work. Beyond that, I am generally terrible with the bad language and/or trying to cover up the bad words.

 

[dannster]

Heckadabecka - H word

I swear unfettered but cannot for the life of me figure out what the "H word" is. Hockey? Hummus?

 

[fendermademygibson]

(in a dutch/german accent)

Schtool! (sh*t)

 

[fendermademygibson]

Got dandruff and some of it itches!

 

[fendermademygibson]

Booger nuggets!

 

[organworthyplayer337]

I swear unfettered but cannot for the life of me figure out what the "H word" is. Hockey? Hummus?

i don't know what the swearing rules are on here but it's the opposite of Heaven

 

[Ajapses]

There's a class of international cussing, that like ours, falls a little short of crossing the line:
In Japanese - Bakatare - (bak-a-tod-di). Especially effective coming from a Japanese mom making it sound like a verbal assault with all those aggressive syllables.
Chingow - a favorite among my Spanish speaking friends.
For Southerners (an alternate country in the US), insulting women with too much lipstick: "Looks like a hen's butt at poke-berry time".
And the classic German: Do has poopoo in dine laderhosen!!".