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Things you'd say instead of cussing...
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Learn to curse in a foreign language........ merde! putain! A fanabla! Cazzo!
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On TB: "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"
In person: I usually don't hesitate to cuss, but I would consider using "I hope the fleas of 1000 camels infest your armpits"....
In person: I usually don't hesitate to cuss, but I would consider using "I hope the fleas of 1000 camels infest your armpits"....
But I think must people would find this hilarious and the kid would become a youtube sensation.....
My Dad, upon hitting his thumb with a hammer or something similar, used to mumble: "Du Bist ein Dummer Grozen Azel"...
Dad was very Norwegian, but I think that was a German indictment of stupidness.
While I usually Cuss with alacrity, whilst at work I will say "Gahblessit"
however, instead of Cussing out someone, I have - at least on two occasions- used the old classic
"I wouldn't pi$$ in your ear if your brain was on fire!"
however, instead of Cussing out someone, I have - at least on two occasions- used the old classic
"I wouldn't pi$$ in your ear if your brain was on fire!"
German, "Du Bist ein Dummer Großen Esel" - basically calling himself a big dumb a$$.
I use "freakin" and "shoot" if I'm around families, but normally I'm a real "potty mouth" LOL.....
It's a good one, and I use it myself sometimes. Thankfully, Dad is still alive and kicking, at 85 years old.
Viking tough.
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