You know you're a grumpy old fart when 20+ year old music still raises your "kids these days...get off my lawn" hackles...
Ha! You nailed it.
Personally, I think basses worn low look cool. Much cooler than having the bass above your navel and playing with T-Rex arms.
Huge Soundgarden fan. Huge Ben Sheppard fan. I think Ben Sheppard and Matt Cameron are one of the best rhythm sections in rock over the past 25 years.