Next time you get to ride in the Cayenne, it’s quite a bit faster than the 911. You’d have loved the Cayman. I really miss that car.
When I was a youngster I rolled a friend's Porsche completely over back onto its four flat tires., he was not happy. It was about a 1974, not sure of the model but it wasn't the most inexpensive one, it was 3 or 4 years old when I did it.
