Speaking as a veteran drummer... I have these 3 pieces of advice:
1) Make him/her sit down with Charlie Watts until you KNOW he/she can count to 4, and finish a song at the same tempo at which it was started.
2) NEVER let a drummer play when they're drunk or high (ok... maybe at a party with friends or sup'm... but you know what I'm sayin').
3) Bring an entire truck load of boots with you to all rehearsals and performances. You will likely need those to shove up his/her a$$ until numbers 1 & 2 from above are deeply entrenched into said drummer's subconscious! (I haven't played in 15 years, & I'm STILL crappin' boots!)
If those 3 steeps fail... I'm afraid you have found a non-drummer. If you should encounter one of these dangerous creatures, it will be important for you and your band mates to work together to hastily remove him/her from the premises (flogging optional). It is unknown if these creatures are contagious... but it is simply not a risk worth taking! Proceed with caution.


but seriously!. When my guitarist and I have a fantastic thing going he will get right on top of the groove and just when we think weve got something worth keeping we will then piece it into something else and according to all of us it flows awesome. Great!, lets record right?....WRONG!. He needs to break down everything into mathematical scales witch means we have to do more of this riff or less of that riff, What the bloody hell?. It worked fine and we were all so happy, why oh why oh why every time is it necessary to deconstruct and shuffle the living
out of everything that made us smile and high five?. This is the look on his face
when we go to build or record. When previously with no pressure and a nice even flow he looked like this
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