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Thunderbird Club

Eeeeeeeeee! Thats -8°C. Horrible.

You mentioning the road number promoted me to look at Google Maps to see how straight it really is, hence the traffic report.

Watertown, SD to Nashville, TN is one of the most long and boring drives a human can endure

@dukeorock
Mate, I’d be happy to send a few degrees your way...

We could use em!

Luckily, they hand out a few more Fahrenheits the further south you drive. They’re still pretty stingy with em here in Iowa. At least I think we’re in Iowa
 
Probably true! But then again they may have us beat after the fight when we all have to lawyer up for the law suits. ;)

Crap...ok, here’s our defense strategy;

“But your honor, they wouldn’t call it ‘senseless violence’ if it made sense...” then we all throw smoke bombs and run. It could work. It MUST work
 
Crap...ok, here’s our defense strategy;

“But your honor, they wouldn’t call it ‘senseless violence’ if it made sense...” then we all throw smoke bombs and run. It could work. It MUST work
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Crap...ok, here’s our defense strategy;

“But your honor, they wouldn’t call it ‘senseless violence’ if it made sense...” then we all throw smoke bombs and run. It could work. It MUST work
I figured we could just claim that it wasn't our fault they got hit in the kneecaps with our Thunderbirds. Everyone knows these things are neck diving monsters. We just instinctively let go of the necks long enough to cover our faces in self defense, and pow, there went our TBirds tight into their kneecaps. In fact, we should plan a counter suit asking for reparations to fix all the headstocks they broke on our Birds.;)
 
I figured we could just claim that it wasn't our fault they got hit in the kneecaps with our Thunderbirds. Everyone knows these things are neck diving monsters. We just instinctively let go of the necks long enough to cover our faces in self defense, and pow, there went our TBirds tight into their kneecaps. In fact, we should plan a counter suit asking for reparations to fix all the headstocks they broke on our Birds.;)

If it's kneecapping you want, time to reach for the Precision.
 
I figured we could just claim that it wasn't our fault they got hit in the kneecaps with our Thunderbirds. Everyone knows these things are neck diving monsters. We just instinctively let go of the necks long enough to cover our faces in self defense, and pow, there went our TBirds tight into their kneecaps. In fact, we should plan a counter suit asking for reparations to fix all the headstocks they broke on our Birds.;)

The ol’ neck dive defense. So obvious, I missed it
 
If it's kneecapping you want, time to reach for the Precision.
Actually, if I had to choose a specific bass for a bar fight weapon it would absolutely be a Dan Armstrong Clear Lucite bass. Heavy as hell, durable enough for multiple beatings and see through so you can enjoy the look on the poor suckers face as it smashes into into your bass. :D
 

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