Haha! I suppose I should have said that I'm exaggerating for effect. I guess more realistic options would have been along the lines of "thick single coil" or "warm humbucker". I'm really looking forward to the bass, and hope it all works out, especially now that the Guild idea didn't seem like the right fit.
I'm really curious about the switches, especially after the Guild had some odd custom switches of its own, like a kill switch that only affected the neck pup, and a high pass filter toggle. Interesting for sure, but not really that useful for my purposes. If it were just two switches, I would have assumed coil tap or something along those lines, but 3? Maybe someone tried to turn it into a G&L L2K? I'll let you know as soon as I find out.