Agreed about the maturity content. I stand as exempt but it's a thoughtful observation, for the most part.
I cut off the top of my thumb once. Wasn't quite as horrible looking as that, but might have been at least as shocking... clean as a whistle, thumb stops being there just before the tip, suddenly flat as glass. A real surprise to the sensibilities.
Sorry for your loss there... seriously it sucks to have an accident that leaves a deep mark like that, my inappropriate sense of humor aside.
Did she like her new kitchen?