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To the dentist

#2
I went to the dentist last week. I had a filling redone, a scrape and polish and was told I had chronic gingivitis :atoz:

Although, with the scraping and what not done and some heavy duty mouth wash, my gums are looking a bit better and don't bleed when I brush my teeth :D

Damn...I'm not helping to overcome that British stereotype at the minute.
 
#5
My previous dentist was kinda young and attractive, she did the filling that broke.

My current dentist is middle-aged and a man :( I like his name though; 'Mr Moomba'.

Also, the last time I went for an eye exam the optician was young and hot. It's very hard to keep focus when you've got an attractive woman staring into your eyes.
 
#9
TheDarkReaver said:
I went to the dentist last week. I had a filling redone, a scrape and polish and was told I had chronic gingivitis :atoz:

Although, with the scraping and what not done and some heavy duty mouth wash, my gums are looking a bit better and don't bleed when I brush my teeth :D

Damn...I'm not helping to overcome that British stereotype at the minute.
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Not sure where that stereotype comes from... I've seen more bad teeth in 2 years in the US than in the previous 35 in the UK! :D
 
#11
Tried not to stare at some major ATM card slot cleavage at the eye doc the other day. When I went to read the chart she said "Tell me what you can see" so I said "Two D's, I mean uh....Z, F...." I could tell that she was proud of her purchases and that it would be taken as a funny compliment, and it was.

It's so great being married and not giving an S if someone else finds me funny other than me missus. To be noted, if I even thought for a minute that it would have offended her, I wouldn't have gone there.
 
#13
Ok, since we aren't really talking about dental care, I'll chime in.
Back in the day, we had a dental check every year provided by elementary/ high school. Common practice, but what made it hard was the fact that the closest dental clinic was also the place where new dentists and dental hygienists were trained, meaning that there were usually a couple of students following the pros when dealing with us. This meant that there were usually three to four people around us, making some unorthodox viewing positions.

So what?

Well, practically it meant that us 15 year kids were there laying on our backs with our heads buried deep in the cleavages of the numerous, very attractive young dental students, doing every mental excercise so the tent would not get pitched.
 

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