"Tone" "Wood"

[NoiseNinja]

I would expect a guitar or bass made from a cutting board to be able to really cut through the mix and to enhance your chops quite a lot.

 

[D M C]

Tone wood, schmone wood. I'm hard inta note substances now. C-der, B-balm, Ab tire. D-fenstrate alder. Oh wow! All the cool kids are doing it. You gotta try, or are you afraid?!?

 

[alder]

Tone wood, schmone wood. I'm hard inta note substances now. C-der, B-balm, Ab tire. D-fenstrate alder. Oh wow! All the cool kids are doing it. You gotta try, or are you afraid?!?

I'm afraid the moderators will step in when we get to "F". I've already gotten points for saying unkind things about ugly G!bsins.

 

[D M C]

How about the pretty ones?

 

[Son of Wobble]

This thread is a work of communal genius!

 

[D M C]

Despite what the followers of Jatowba would have everyone believe, wood is not the only source of tone.
Tone comes from many things, such as balls.
If you put balls between your legs, you will posses the tone of the balls in your gut.

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The bottom right photo shows the tone bursting forth from the gut! Literally punching its way out! Jatoba Akbar!