Totally irrelvant TBer info share thread

[Icemanaroonie]

I'm writing a paper right now comparing Alexander Pope's poetry to Pablo Neruda's poetry. Whenever people ask me about it I act like it's something I don't want to do, since everyone I talk to hates poetry. But secretly I like comparing enlightenment era poetry to modernist poetry.

 

[Gorn]

This is my bag of almonds:

I like almonds.

 

[Binary1]

When I was in 4th grade, I took up the clarinet. I stared incorrectly with my right hand on top and (thankfully) was forced against my will to switch hands by the orchestra teacher. Also, I have NO aptitude for brass instruments.

Here's a pic of my bass.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

For some reason, TV dinners, Vienna sausage, slim jims, and those 50 cent Tina burritos are delicacies to me.

I even like the chicken if the sauce is not too blue.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

I always get lost driving through St. Louis.

 

[Sixgunn]

I love fruit but rarely eat it.

 

[shadowtippy]

I have never been lost. However, I have been turned around for a couple of days before I got my bearings.

 

[Tom Bomb]

 

[hondo4life]

Why would I want to get an occupational therapy doctorate?

 

[bassinplace]

 

[Gorn]

If through some magic, a punch to the face would let me be in my house at five rather than sitting in traffic for an hour, I'd take the punch.

 

[ZenG]

Why would I want to get an occupational therapy doctorate?

Because you can...

 

[Tom Bomb]

Three dozen Sydney Rock Oysters, in-the-shell, got for the princely sum of ten Oz dollars, came a waltzing matilda with me last night. That's about thirty-six bucks worth!!!

Is it a crime that I'm the only one in this joint who digs oysters au naturel? For the peasants, I bagged a kilo of fresh tiger prawns, shell on. They don't know what they're missing but everybody's happy drool

 

[ZenG]

I always get lost driving through St. Louis.

Why do people always have to meet you in St.Louis?

 

[D M C]

Three dozen Sydney Rock Oysters, in-the-shell, got for the princely sum of ten Oz dollars, came a waltzing matilda with me last night. That's about thirty-six bucks worth!!!

Is it a crime that I'm the only one in this joint who digs oysters au naturel? For the peasants, I bagged a kilo of fresh tiger prawns, shell on. They don't know what they're missing but everybody's happy drool

3 dozen? You, friend, have an enormous gullet.

 

[Tom Bomb]

I never ate the shells or nothin'

 

[hondo4life]

Because you can...

Only if I believe what I read on the internet.

 

[Son of Wobble]

Only if I believe what I read on the internet.

Actually, they are improving the apps that filter for truth by leaps and bounds. Data is now scanned 4 veracity at time of upload. Truth on the internet therefore presently stands at approximately 80% (my stats exclude China).

Retirement Countdown

 

[D M C]

Actually, they are improving the apps that filter for truth by leaps and bounds. Data is now scanned 4 veracity at time of upload. Truth on the internet therefore presently stands at approximately 80% (my stats exclude China).

Retirement Countdown

What does this mean? I don't understand. Are you retiring from TB or... I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad. I'm conflicted.

 

[Son of Wobble]

What does this mean? I don't understand. Are you retiring from TB or... I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad. I'm conflicted.

Don't sweat it: I engendered ambivalence even in my own mother as she kindly reminded me for a good half a century prior to her unfortunate death.