Totally irrelvant TBer info share thread

[D M C]

I'm watching Jeopardy. There's a TNC clue tonight!

 

[D M C]

My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is *not* a porn star!

 

[5StringBlues]

 

[shadowtippy]

I'm watching Jeopardy. There's a TNC clue tonight!

I got that one right.

 

[D M C]

I got that one right.

I missed it because I was stunned. My mouth was moving but no sounds came out.

 

[shadowtippy]

I missed it because I was stunned. My mouth was moving but no sounds came out.

They don't count unless you say them out loud.

 

[D M C]

They don't count unless you say them out loud.

I KNOW!!! And they must be in the form of a question. Please tell my wife. She cheats.

 

[shadowtippy]

I KNOW!!! And they must be in the form of a question. Please tell my wife. She cheats.

Mrs. C, (that could be dicey) it has come to my attention that you have no regard for the rules of Jeopardy as played by viewers. All answers must be spoken in the form of a question. Any further infractions will result in your husband receiving a new or used bass (at his expense). Thank you for your anticipated cooperation.

 

[5StringBlues]

Never, ever think of drinking this:

 

[ctmullins]

I'm watching Jeopardy. There's a TNC clue tonight!

TNC = The Next Conglomerate? For when Ted Turner buys Gibson and Fender, and merges them into Fenson?

 

[Sixgunn]

Never, ever think of drinking this:




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Every covetous desire has awoken, in me.

 

[D M C]

When I think of it, everything comes down to sex. Gooshy, sloppy, funky, tangy, earthy, sweaty, gloppy, hot, moist, drippy, salty, tangy, sweet, sweet sex.

And I absolutely never think of it.




Pervert!

 

[ZenG]

Gooshy, sloppy, funky, tangy, earthy, sweaty, gloppy, hot, moist, drippy, salty,

Well you could be talking about TNC...

 

[D M C]

Well you could be talking about TNC...

Ok. This too made me lol. O effin L!

 

[Sixgunn]

When I think of it, everything comes down to sex. Gooshy, sloppy, funky, tangy, earthy, sweaty, gloppy, hot, moist, drippy, salty, tangy, sweet, sweet sex.

And I absolutely never think of it.




Pervert!

Big fan of the tangy, this one

 

[D M C]

Big fan of the tangy, this one

The sweet and the tangy. But don't dismiss the gooshy or the gloppy.

 

[D M C]

This is not irrelvant. I do love I though and I keep stumbling across it.

 

[fhm555]

I recently learned that Russian steel is of very high quality. I've got a piece of it in my neck that's been there for a long time and apparently it was in too tricky a place to remove when it was deposited there. I was told no problem, it's a small sliver and it will most likely dissolve in time. Fast forward to my last routine checkup and after the usual X ray of my neck, i was informed that the piece had shifted and was in danger of bearing on my carotid artery and had to be removed, which can be done with a simple outpatient procedure, which is scheduled for next week.
So in addition to learning about the quality of Russian steel, i also learned about the tremendious advances made in surgical equipment, techniques, and procedures.
A twofer of worthless info.

I had to reschedule due to ice but i finally got cut on. It took longer to fill out the paperwork than it did to get this done. The guy wanted to give me a local but i told him by the time he did a bunch of injections and waited, he could be that much further along. He refused to back down so i wound up getting the stupid injections. Either way, it was quick. The only strange part was the smell of bruning meat as he cauterized the wound. Here it is today during the dressing change.

 

[Sixgunn]

I had to reschedule due to ice but i finally got cut on. It took longer to fill out the paperwork than it did to get this done. The guy wanted to give me a local but i told him by the time he did a bunch of injections and waited, he could be that much further along. He refused to back down so i wound up getting the stupid injections. Either way, it was quick. The only strange part was the smell of bruning meat as he cauterized the wound. Here it is today during the dressing change.

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Congrats of successfully averting a potential crisis!

 

[fhm555]

Congrats of successfully averting a potential crisis!

It was all the work of the bright boys. I'm just the grateful recipient of their expertise.