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Totally irrelvant TBer info share thread

Except the Hoover museum, it always sucks.
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Only in Florida:

DANIA BEACH, Fla. (AP) — A Florida woman faces an aggravated assault charge after authorities say she passed gas in line at a dollar store and pulled a knife on a man who complained about it.

Citing a Broward Sheriff's Office report, the Miami Herald reports 37-year-old Shanetta Yvette Wilson passed gas while waiting in line at a Dollar General Sunday night and upset a nearby customer. The report says the offended customer and Wilson then got into an argument "in reference to the defendant farting loudly."

It says Wilson then pulled a small folding knife out of her purse and told the victim she was going to "gut" him while moving as if to attack him. Wilson was arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill.
It's unclear if she has a lawyer.
 
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Only in Florida:

DANIA BEACH, Fla. (AP) — A Florida woman faces an aggravated assault charge after authorities say she passed gas in line at a dollar store and pulled a knife on a man who complained about it.

Citing a Broward Sheriff's Office report, the Miami Herald reports 37-year-old Shanetta Yvette Wilson passed gas while waiting in line at a Dollar General Sunday night and upset a nearby customer. The report says the offended customer and Wilson then got into an argument "in reference to the defendant farting loudly."

It says Wilson then pulled a small folding knife out of her purse and told the victim she was going to "gut" him while moving as if to attack him. Wilson was arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill.
It's unclear if she has a lawyer.
Q: Who cut the cheese?
A: Why? You wanna lick the knife?
 
believe it or not, that took me some time to understand. Two reasons...1. nobody here has used a Hoover vacuum in decades, and 2. the Herbert Hoover Presidential Museum is just up the road.
It also took me a few because I live by Herbert Hoovers boyhood home which is now a Museum and was just with my buddies from the local Historical Society who were talking about some things upcoming for it earlier that day.

I will be driving by it in an hour so I will tell the House/Museum that @slobake says, "Hi!". I hope it yells back something about him sucking.
 
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