Totally irrelvant TBer info share thread

[rufus.K]

I wish someone would release the Kraken

 

[Tom Bomb]

I currently hold the lease. We can negotiate.

 

[embellisher]

I have a boil on my thingie.

 

[rufus.K]

I have TO boil a thingy

 

[embellisher]

I have TO boil a thingy

Lol! Seriously, I am in pain with this thing.

 

[D M C]

Lol! Seriously, I am in pain with this thing.

Ouch! What do you do, lance it? Ouch!

 

[Immigrant]

Lol! Seriously, I am in pain with this thing.

I imagine it resembles a worm that has been run over by a bicycle.

 

[embellisher]

Ouch! What do you do, lance it? Ouch!

That's probably what I should do, but...

 

[rufus.K]

Have you been to the Amazon lately? Maybe it's just some nascent insect larvae and it'll hatch on its own.

 

[Michael B]

I think this week's episode of a certain show has some advice.

 

[embellisher]

Have you been to the Amazon lately? Maybe it's just some nascent insect larvae and it'll hatch on its own.

No Amazon trips for me, thankfully. My degree is in Medical Laboratory Science, so, I know the insects of which you speak!

 

[drumsnbass]

I have had not one, not two, but THREE hip replacements.

 

[rufus.K]

I'm getting lazier as I'm getting older.
Or
I'm too exhausted after raising kids at the end if the day to do all the things I would like to.
Maybe it's both.

 

[shadowtippy]

I have had not one, not two, but THREE hip replacements.

Left, right, and ?.

 

[the harp unstrung]

I'm getting lazier as I'm getting older.
Or
I'm too exhausted after raising kids at the end if the day to do all the things I would like to.
Maybe it's both.

I'd guess Door #2...
My Bride and I joke about 2 wonderful nights spent with our two wonderful grand daughters being just about enough to Wear You Out.
There's a Reason 60 year olds don't have babies...

 

[the harp unstrung]

And speaking of BABES!
Our daughter and grand daughter are precisely half way across the Pacific Ocean as I write this!

Sydney to Atlanta!
Now THAT'S a test!
We'll pickm up tonight...
They'll be here for almost a month!
So...if I seem distracted, it's cuz I AM...

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

I used to wear mismatched socks all the time...just one of the many things I used to do that pizzed off the Nuns...

In Texas, mismatched socks are called boot socks.

 

[cfsporn]

In Texas, mismatched socks are called boot socks.

That. Is. Brilliant.

 

[Gorn]

About once a year, my right baby toenail falls off. Underneath it is a brand new, pristine nail.

 

[D M C]

I'd guess Door #2...
My Bride and I joke about 2 wonderful nights spent with our two wonderful grand daughters being just about enough to Wear You Out.
There's a Reason 60 year olds don't have babies...

Let's not discount #1. As the years pass, I move slower and slower. Soon I'll need a calendar to measure the speed it takes me to get out of bed in the morning.