Totally irrelvant TBer info share thread

[Immigrant]

I went to high school in the late nineties and the bottoms of everyone's jeans were frayed with strands of fabric hanging off. In class, kids would often light another kids frayed strands on fire. Someone did it to me once so I punched him in the arm and his head knocked into the wall. We both got detention.

Before the desegregation period, one of my buddies got a match thrown on his Afro from the bathroom where everyone smoked. He looked like a candle walking down the hall.

We used to call him Crow because he was so black he looked purple. That would never fly these days.

 

[Gorn]

Before the desegregation period, one of my buddies got a match thrown on his Afro from the bathroom where everyone smoked. He looked like a candle walking down the hall.

We used to call him Crow because he was so black he looked purple. That would never fly these days.

It's crazy how things change. My high school, at the time, was the most culturally diverse (I think) in the world. We had everyone except native Americans.

 

[D M C]

I just saw a film on YouTube from my small high school - a small splinter program separate from the larger high school, I should say - wherein I saw a lot of familiar faces that I can no longer put any names to.

 

[Sixgunn]

I went to high school in the late nineties

Whipper snapper! Get off my lawn!!

 

[hondo4life]

I think I just blew a job interview today. It lasted over two hours because the guy was real busy with actual work. Meanwhile, I'm on barbituates and muscle relaxers for my recent back injury, so I was a bit loopy and probably said things I shouldn't have.
Also, I need to clip my toenails.

 

[ZenG]

I found some orphaned socks today behind the dryer.

 

[the harp unstrung]

I think I just blew a job interview today. It lasted over two hours because the guy was real busy with actual work. Meanwhile, I'm on barbituates and muscle relaxers for my recent back injury, so I was a bit loopy and probably said things I shouldn't have.
Also, I need to clip my toenails.

So...just being nosey...Do you think that your unruly toenails hurt your chances of being hired?
Is this a position as a lifeguard?
I'm struggling to come up with a flock of jobs that require goin' bare footin'...

 

[shawshank72]

When married men complain about their sex lives i just laugh my arse off inside my head.
Never had that problem.

 

[ZenG]

When married men complain about their sex lives i just laugh my arse off inside my head.
Never had that problem.

Your arse is inside your head?

Plastic surgery should be able to help......they can do wonders these days.....

 

[shawshank72]

Your arse is inside your head?

Plastic surgery should be able to help......they can do wonders these days.....

I prefer it that way.
Makes me feel special.

 

[ZenG]

Just kidding dude....

 

[hondo4life]

So...just being nosey...Do you think that your unruly toenails hurt your chances of being hired?
Is this a position as a lifeguard?
I'm struggling to come up with a flock of jobs that require goin' bare footin'...

Irrelevant information is irrelevant, and non sequitur. I was wearing shoes.

 

[shawshank72]

Just kidding dude....

No worries

 

[hondo4life]

Irrelevant dinner: canned pork-n-beans, spiced with tons of curry powder and hot peppers, served over brown rice. Trying to lower my food budget.

 

[ZenG]

Irrelevant dinner: canned pork-n-beans, spiced with tons of curry powder and hot peppers, served over brown rice. Trying to lower my food budget.

I want a large chill glass of water filled with ice cubes just thinking about that....

 

[hondo4life]

I want a large chill glass of water filled with ice cubes just thinking about that....

I had a glass of milk and a Zantac with it.

 

[hondo4life]

Have I mentioned how I think the Pentel R.S.V.P is the best overall cheap, "disposable" (although they are refillable) pen on the market today, and has been for the last 10+ years?

 

[D M C]

Yesterday I was cutting back some wisteria when my knife slipped and I stabbed myself in the thumb down to the bone. It feels better now, but hurt like a MF at the time.

 

[hondo4life]

Yesterday I was cutting back some wisteria when my knife slipped and I stabbed myself in the thumb down to the bone. It feels better now, but hurt like a MF at the time.

A chainsaw would be safer.

 

[D M C]

Have I mentioned how I think the Pentel R.S.V.P is the best overall cheap, "disposable" (although they are refillable) pen on the market today, and has been for the last 10+ years?

I don't believe you have.