OK, so it's 2013ish. I'm looking on Craigslist for bass stuff, just kinda seeing what's out there. Someone's got a listing for "bass parts" for $15. Blurry pic, but I can see a P-ish body, neck, black tuners. Same small town. Figure the tuners are worth the fifteen bucks. Arrange to meet. Girl shows up with this bass, on a skateboard. I try to keep my jaw from hitting the floor, hand her the $15, and take home my new project. Fender neck plate, 1969. Body appears to be legit Fender, very likely also '69, been beat on with a belt sander, but it's mostly all there. Neck is a jazz profile, slab board. No decal. I decide I'm keeping the neck, but the rest can go. I end up selling the raw body to a guy in Finland for $550, and the plate for $125. Bought a squier jazz body in a pawn shop, tossed in some GFS pickups. Still have that bass. All in, I'm into the bass for negative $550.
That deal beat the '72 J I got in about '86 for $175, and the '73 Ric I got for $100 later the same year.