Unlikely Club Names!

[Lindsay]

 

[fishsticks]

the "i got banned from Talk bass" club

 

[Out_of_Toon]

''The spiked club''

''Bassists with clubs''

''The triangle shredders club''

''BDSM club''

''Restraining order club''

''The sumo club''

''I like it when my zits splatter on the mirror when I pop'em club''

''The 9V club''

''The fretted club''

''Which bass do I need club''

 

[OtterOnBass]

Sorry one of those is real.

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I like it when my zits splatter on the mirror when I pop'em club member #45

 

[Out_of_Toon]

My most sincere apologies to you and other distinguished members of this unique club.
I hope you will accept my humble application, as soon as I upload some pics of my mirror.

Thank you,

Zitty McSplatterChunk

 

[5StringBlues]

The "People Whose Usernames Begin With "O" Are Grossing Me Out Club"

 

[50stringbass]

The "I like Nutso" club

pwned



yea, I said pwned

 

[Sardine]

The "Freebird shouter" club.

 

[nutso42]

Please. Everyone would join that one.

 

[5StringBlues]

The "I think Emma Watson is really stacked" club.

 

[gr8fulhiker]

The RRB (Reduced Range Bass) club.

 

[nutso42]

"Active Basses Use BATTERIES?!" club

 

[PBass101]

I Will Readily Admit that Talkbass is the Highlight of My Day Club.

 

[bassman1987]

The P or J Debate Team club

 

[nutso42]

Athiest Praise & Worship Bassist Club

 

[mikethecannibal]

the "i join every club"

 

[Eric Swaim]

"The Overpriced Vintage Fender Bass Club"
"Great Bass, but I am Selling anyway Club"
"There were only 100 made Club"
"My action is only 2" above the fingerboard Club"
"Why is my neck bowed Club"
"Mint Condition except the dings, rust, and paint missing Club"
"My Bass has a hum Club"
"My Amp Sucks Club"
"Almost Original Club"

 

[nutso42]

"The Overpriced Vintage Fender Bass Club"
"Great Bass, but I am Selling anyway Club"
"There were only 100 made Club"
"My action is only 2" above the fingerboard Club"
"Why is my neck bowed Club"
"Mint Condition except the dings, rust, and paint missing Club"
"My Bass has a hum Club"
"My Amp Sucks Club"
"Almost Original Club"

I can join that one!

 

[polydeathsphere]

...I used to gig at a club called The G Spot. The joke, of course, was that nobody could find the place!

zing!

 

[TonyP-]

I'm deleting because it could have been taken in bad taste