Unlikely Club Names!

[nutso42]

Amazingly, I know of a bassist that hates John Entwistle.

 

[nutso42]

The "I only read my own threads" club

 

[neatobassman]

you know you're a nerd when you laugh at that.

 

[WalterBush]

The Fodera + Woodchipper = FUN! club.

The Political Content club, or the Bring Back TPA club...someone might start it, and JT will close it. Possibly while laughing 'til it hurts.

I believe it's been mentioned, but let me second the "I hate bacon" club as something you won't see.

 

[rcarraher]

The "I wouldn't belong to a club that would have me as a member club"

 

[5StringBlues]

The Please Kick Me in the Ding-Ding Club.

 

[nutso42]

"I Hate Quintar Jokes" club

 

[nutso42]

I Need to Get Rid of Some Basses club

 

[Phalex]

The so I pulled out my Jim Beam, and to her surprise it was every bit as hard as my Canadian club club.

 

[Drewbacca]

The "abestos is tasty!" club

The "nude on stage" club

The talkbass members' club

 

[smithal3]

The "My guitarist really needs to be louder club".

....actually.....

If I had a choice, I would love to have my guitarist louder during a performance. During practice, he's great, at a perfect volume, but when it comes time for live shows, somehow he is always too quiet...

Maybe I'm just weird...

 

[TOOL460002]

NAMBLA bassists club

 

[nutso42]

Fenders Are For Losers club

 

[Phalex]

NAMBLA bassists club

You kid, right?




















Sorry, couldn't resist a bad pun!

 

[nutso42]

The "I Play White Stripes Songs" club

 

[Tommygunn]

I need my drummer to take more chips outta my headstock with his symbol club

 

[TOOL460002]

Sorry, couldn't resist a bad pun!

am i the only one who thinks that there is no such thing as a bad pun? id take a pun over a "thats what she said" any day of the week.

if i were feeling more clever at the moment, i would offer up another club name, but i will have to come back for an edit to keep this post relevant.

 

[OtterOnBass]

"I don't need your acceptance" club.
"Shopaholics Anonymous, Bass Chapter". (Face up TB!)
oh, and "My TB is really Tuberculosis" Club.

 

[CBgaragebassist]

"Foderas are crap" club
"Maki haters" club
"i seriously am satsified with my collection of basses and have no GAS" club

 

[jimc]

When I saw the title of this thread I thought it was about unlikely club names that our bands have played at.

I used to gig at a club called The G Spot. The joke, of course, was that nobody could find the place!