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Unwatchable movies
- Thread starter BassyBill
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Road House spawned a sequel??? I never knew. And it's even worse than the original? OMG. Help us all...
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Yeah, from what I remember, it was a direct-to-video release. So that should tell you even more about the quality of the movie.
When Harry Met Sally
Alien
Chinatown
Dirty Dancing
Lethal Weapon
Die Hard
Highlander
Goldfinger
Lost Ark
Hunt for Red October
Deliverance
Toy Story
Finding Nemo
Up
EVERY Star Wars
Sixth Sense
Excorcist
Jaws
Dark Knight
Ghostbusters
Beverly Hills Cop
Coming to America
Braveheart
Saving Private Ryan
Pretty Woman
Top Gun
Karate Kid
Jerry Maguire
Rambo
Terminator
True Lies
101 Dalmatians
and Meet the Parents
Gotcha.
Alien
Chinatown
Dirty Dancing
Lethal Weapon
Die Hard
Highlander
Goldfinger
Lost Ark
Hunt for Red October
Deliverance
Toy Story
Finding Nemo
Up
EVERY Star Wars
Sixth Sense
Excorcist
Jaws
Dark Knight
Ghostbusters
Beverly Hills Cop
Coming to America
Braveheart
Saving Private Ryan
Pretty Woman
Top Gun
Karate Kid
Jerry Maguire
Rambo
Terminator
True Lies
101 Dalmatians
and Meet the Parents
Gotcha.
first movie i ever walked out on was swat. too darn boring
first movie i rented and didnt finish was stealth.
lately movies seem to be getting worse and worse, more and more boring. off the top of my head
Chronicle - this one is so bad i cant even remember the name. I honestly have to look up the name every time I want to tell someone it sucks
The Grey - i love Liam Neeson but this movie was just idiotic
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengence - one thing that bugs me a lot is when sequels throw at rules and lore established in the original, not to mention the horrible special effects and downright stupid writing
Immortals - hailed as 300 meets clash of the titans.. yeah ok... about as interesting as the credits from 300 and clash of the titans
worst part was i rented those 4 movies darn near in succession to each other. thank god for john carter to pull me out of that funk.
hmm more....
tropic thunder - not remotely funny
bad teacher - could've just video'd cameron diaz smoking weed for 90 minutes since thats basicly the plot of the movie.
30 minutes or less.. dumb
got distracted and forgot the rest of my list.
first movie i rented and didnt finish was stealth.
lately movies seem to be getting worse and worse, more and more boring. off the top of my head
Chronicle - this one is so bad i cant even remember the name. I honestly have to look up the name every time I want to tell someone it sucks
The Grey - i love Liam Neeson but this movie was just idiotic
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengence - one thing that bugs me a lot is when sequels throw at rules and lore established in the original, not to mention the horrible special effects and downright stupid writing
Immortals - hailed as 300 meets clash of the titans.. yeah ok... about as interesting as the credits from 300 and clash of the titans
worst part was i rented those 4 movies darn near in succession to each other. thank god for john carter to pull me out of that funk.
hmm more....
tropic thunder - not remotely funny
bad teacher - could've just video'd cameron diaz smoking weed for 90 minutes since thats basicly the plot of the movie.
30 minutes or less.. dumb
got distracted and forgot the rest of my list.
The Blues Brothers
Blazing Saddles
Young Frankenstein
Austin Powers movies
Spaceballs
But please, nothing with Wil Ferrell in it, especially Anchorman!
Napoleon Dynamite.
Couple of laughs, but c'mon. :shrug:
And I don't think you can really judge a movie if you only watch part of it.
As to Space Balls... It's OK, but I wouldn't own a copy. Mel has done much better. I think he was trying too hard and you can't force the funny.
Couple of laughs, but c'mon. :shrug:
And I don't think you can really judge a movie if you only watch part of it.
As to Space Balls... It's OK, but I wouldn't own a copy. Mel has done much better. I think he was trying too hard and you can't force the funny.
The Blues Brothers
Blazing Saddles
Young Frankenstein
Austin Powers movies
Spaceballs
But please, nothing with Wil Ferrell in it, especially Anchorman!
Waitaminnit. You like Austin Powers movies, but don't like Anchorman?
in our house there is a No Will Farrell/ No Snoop Dogg rule. if either come on the screen we change the channel.... except for Weeds.
napoleon dynamite is funnier to talk about with other people than it is watching it. seriously, try it. start talking about scenes in napoleon dynamite and feel the laughs coming on.
Hardware. Only movie I ever walked out of after paying bucks to get in, the wife agreed and left with me. Only redeeming thing about that movie is Lemmy and Gwar. However, did watch it years later all the way through from the comfort of my couch and most likely the proper mental motivations.
Stu-
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There's alot of you that are completely wrong. The real answer is "The Core". It is the most absurd movie ever made. There is nothing in this film that isn't 150% cliche. 
The only Will Farrel movie I've been able to make it all the way through was Talladega Nights. I just can't stand him. Every role of his is just him being him which is lost on me I guess.
So in short. Anything with Will Farrel in it.
So in short. Anything with Will Farrel in it.
MatticusMania said:
Lol I get a kick out of everyone I see in one way or another. But some are just horrible. I can watch anything from any time period. I even enjoy watchin the silent original Dracula. But I'm telling you matticus! This darkest knight movie was so so so so bad. I can't even describe. It's so bad I've only encounters its existence once in a hollywood video (before movie rental establishments got bumrushed by netflix)
