I figured as much. I've had that stuff. It's terrible. Any vegetarian/vegan substitute for meat that I've tried has been gross. There's no need to pretend. Just eat plants if you wanna eat plants. I've had tasty veggie burgers though.
Most fake meats are so processed they wind up being less healthful choices than the real thing.
The reason most people that I know eat them however isn't to replace the flavor of meat, but rather the convenience. I think too that the people who wind up hating the taste of them are the ones who are hoping (or expecting) they'll taste like the real thing. They don't. They taste like an entirely different food that only looks (sometimes) like the real thing. Without any expectations, most are pretty palatable. Some even taste pretty awesome. Bacon though is another story as bacon is and always will be in a league of it's own.
There is however one fakin bacon that blew me away. I forgot though which one it was. Before I was married my wife's roommate at the time was making a BLT, and I said, "Dang! That bacon smell is the only thing that ever makes me want to eat meat." I had no idea it was fake, until they made me a BLT and told me. It kicked butt!
RE the OP:
Tonight I think is going to be rice pasta with broccoli rabe, tomato sauce, and some fake Italian sausage. We've been using beans instead of the sausage a lot lately because we're moving further and further away from processed foods, but this particular meal kicks butt with that.
Truth be told, I eat super healthfully throughout the day, every day, and then more often than not eat not so healthfully come dinner time. Nuts, nut butters, fruits, vegetables, steel cut oatmeal, yogurt (full fat with very little sugar), and whole grains. Then nighttime comes around, my wife and I don't want to do sheeit, and we order Chinese Mexican food, or go to an Italian restaurant across the street from us... or when I can convince her into it, Taco Bell

(they can replace any meat items with beans, no problem). I'm happiest when I'm living a 70/30 lifestyle with healthy foods. 70% real, good for me food, 30% the stuff my great grandparents wouldn't recognize. Doing that plus never really eating cake, cookies, candy or drinking soda or alcohol has been working to keep me in perfect health.