Very clearly, these blokes went down to the crossroads and sold their souls to the devil. They've still got lots of hair, no fat, and have plenty of chops. Two of The Crue can still play and the other two never had any chops.
Good Lord. I was taking the trash out Tuesday early morning. A jogger sped by as I was walking back to the house. He had ear buds in and was singing about like that, really loud. That was funny. This video is just sad.