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We should all exchange social security numbers!...

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I'm honored, sirs. I'm Dr. Nikolas Van Helsing, professor of proctology... and other related tendencies. A graduate of the University of Rangoon, and assorted night classes at the Knoxville Tennessee College of Faith Healing.
 
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I mean we're all friends here, right? No sense in keeping secrets from each other. Might as well share our full name, occupation, date of birth and exact address as well. Also, if it's not too much trouble, let's share the name of our first pet, the first school we attended and the make/model of our first car... just for fun.
I'll go first... My real name is Tedward Devadander VonHeimlich. I am a ranch dressing consultant. I was conceived at the exact moment Empire Strikes Back aired in drive-in theaters. I currently live in an underwater habitat just off the continental shelf. My first pet's name was Bark Simpson. The first school I attended was the University of West Dakota (I was gifted) and my first car was an AMC Gremlin. Ok... now you go. :D
Extra points for passwords, incriminating evidence and exact current GPS location.

As one of the members of Monty Python put it...."You're off your chum" :laugh:
 
Which SSN do you want? The one I use to open banks accounts, the one i use on job applications, the one i use on insurance applications, the one i use when i file my dog’s tax returns, or the one i used on the 3,682 credit card applications i submitted last month. It’s up to you but the one i used on the card apps is kinda hot ATM. Not saying it can’t be used for other things, but i’d give it another couple months before applying for any more credit cards.
Before i died i had three SSN’s i was drawing social security disability insurance on so I haven’t used them since the cremation, which means i can offer you a substantial discount if you want one of those.
 
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