I mean we're all friends here, right? No sense in keeping secrets from each other. Might as well share our full name, occupation, date of birth and exact address as well. Also, if it's not too much trouble, let's share the name of our first pet, the first school we attended and the make/model of our first car... just for fun.
I'll go first... My real name is Tedward Devadander VonHeimlich. I am a ranch dressing consultant. I was conceived at the exact moment Empire Strikes Back aired in drive-in theaters. I currently live in an underwater habitat just off the continental shelf. My first pet's name was Bark Simpson. The first school I attended was the University of West Dakota (I was gifted) and my first car was an AMC Gremlin. Ok... now you go.
Extra points for passwords, incriminating evidence and exact current GPS location.
I'll go first... My real name is Tedward Devadander VonHeimlich. I am a ranch dressing consultant. I was conceived at the exact moment Empire Strikes Back aired in drive-in theaters. I currently live in an underwater habitat just off the continental shelf. My first pet's name was Bark Simpson. The first school I attended was the University of West Dakota (I was gifted) and my first car was an AMC Gremlin. Ok... now you go.
Extra points for passwords, incriminating evidence and exact current GPS location.
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