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We should all exchange social security numbers!...

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I mean we're all friends here, right? No sense in keeping secrets from each other. Might as well share our full name, occupation, date of birth and exact address as well. Also, if it's not too much trouble, let's share the name of our first pet, the first school we attended and the make/model of our first car... just for fun.
I'll go first... My real name is Tedward Devadander VonHeimlich. I am a ranch dressing consultant. I was conceived at the exact moment Empire Strikes Back aired in drive-in theaters. I currently live in an underwater habitat just off the continental shelf. My first pet's name was Bark Simpson. The first school I attended was the University of West Dakota (I was gifted) and my first car was an AMC Gremlin. Ok... now you go. :D
Extra points for passwords, incriminating evidence and exact current GPS location.
JC Nelson (JC is my first name)
Santa Maria, CA
I'm insecure, and socially inept.
First car was an 85 Toyota pickup.
First pet was a cat named Scamper.
Birthday is February 12th, I'm 34
Playing bass since I was 14 bought it myself.
First school was Santa Barbara City College Children's Center.
I was born on a farm in Buellton.
I lived in Makaha for 2 years.
I'd be happy to give you my phone number through PM if you ever needed anyone to talk to.

Oh, I'm 6'1", 175lbs, union Carpenter, enjoy live music, recorded music, s#@$%y music, good music, music, beaches, and long hikes rain or shine.

Oh, also I'm married with 3 boys. I've noticed that bass players tend to either be the only married people in the band, or the only ones that can't get women. Hahahaha. Married or single. Hahaha. Bass.
 
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My name is Tounces. I drive a car. Most think im a terrible driver because ive been in so many wrecks and injured so many, but im actually an amazing driver considering...
I'm into licking and napping, not in that order but sometimes.
Truly, i prefer moist food, however i can hunt easily, as i can see in the dark well.
Not sure if i have a SSN, likely not. I don't know my hoUse number, but i live at 6 or 7 houses around the block, most folks feed me and I let them pet only my back and butt .
 
JC Nelson (JC is my first name)
Santa Maria, CA
I'm insecure, and socially inept.
First car was an 85 Toyota pickup.
First pet was a cat named Scamper.
Birthday is February 12th, I'm 34
Playing bass since I was 14 bought it myself.
First school was Santa Barbara City College Children's Center.
I was born on a farm in Buellton.
I lived in Makaha for 2 years.
I'd be happy to give you my phone number through PM if you ever needed anyone to talk to.
Wow. I'm not buying the insecure part, though... If that's all true, it shows a remarkable amount of confidence to divulge it and if it's made up, it's still pretty believable fiction. Either way... kudos. :thumbsup:
 
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Wow. I'm not buying the insecure part, though... If that's all true, it shows a remarkable amount of confidence to divulge it and if it's made up, it's still pretty believable fiction. Either way... kudos. :thumbsup:
Yeah, I'm not insecure in the slightest. It was just a good play on words saying that I'm not dumb enough to dish out a social over the internet.
 
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JC Nelson (JC is my first name)
Santa Maria, CA
I'm insecure, and socially inept.
First car was an 85 Toyota pickup.
First pet was a cat named Scamper.
Birthday is February 12th, I'm 34
Playing bass since I was 14 bought it myself.
First school was Santa Barbara City College Children's Center.
I was born on a farm in Buellton.
I lived in Makaha for 2 years.
I'd be happy to give you my phone number through PM if you ever needed anyone to talk to.

Oh, I'm 6'1", 175lbs, union Carpenter, enjoy live music, recorded music, s#@$%y music, good music, music, beaches, and long hikes rain or shine.

Oh, also I'm married with 3 boys. I've noticed that bass players tend to either be the only married people in the band, or the only ones that can't get women. Hahahaha. Married or single. Hahaha. Bass.

You forgot the most important fact about you...
”And I own the coolest purple bass on TalkBass”.
 
I mean we're all friends here, right? No sense in keeping secrets from each other. Might as well share our full name, occupation, date of birth and exact address as well. Also, if it's not too much trouble, let's share the name of our first pet, the first school we attended and the make/model of our first car... just for fun.
I'll go first... My real name is Tedward Devadander VonHeimlich. I am a ranch dressing consultant. I was conceived at the exact moment Empire Strikes Back aired in drive-in theaters. I currently live in an underwater habitat just off the continental shelf. My first pet's name was Bark Simpson. The first school I attended was the University of West Dakota (I was gifted) and my first car was an AMC Gremlin. Ok... now you go. :D
Extra points for passwords, incriminating evidence and exact current GPS location.

somebody else is using my social security number. I don’t want to mess him (or her) up by disclosing it publicly.
 
You forgot the most important fact about you...
”And I own the coolest purple bass on TalkBass”.
Coolest purple bass"es"
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I gotta get a pickguard made for the tele though. Soonish
 
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