I love wearing hats, but must admit that the universe has seemed to have made it so that if there is someone in the band with one or more of these things, odds are that they are the bass player
1. is wearing glasses
2. has a beard
3. is wearing a hat
4. is over weight
5. is the dorkiest looking member
im certainly guilty of 4 of the 5
1. is wearing glasses
2. has a beard
3. is wearing a hat
4. is over weight
5. is the dorkiest looking member
im certainly guilty of 4 of the 5

, so if I’m outdoors in the summer I have no choice but to wear a ball cap to keep from frying.
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