weekend forecast

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by 3 crotch grabs, May 14, 2004.

  1. alright, follow me on this one. my wife reads over my shoulder when i'm on the internet. and she thinks some of you people are quite humorous. (no offense) now, she goes to fashion bbs's, and they have a weekly tradition called "weekend forecast" where all these cute little fashionista's tell all the other cute little fashionista's what they're gonna wear, and how hip they're going to be. anyway, she twisted my arm until i agreed to throw a weekend forecast on here. i changed some of the questions to be slightly more reasonable, but i left some for the complete absurdity of it all.

    copy the blank one, and fill it out. there's a nice shiney nickel waiting for the person with the best answers.

    What to wear:
    What NOT to wear:
    What to shoe:
    What to handbag:
    What to hair:
    What to makeup:
    What to read:
    What to see:
    What to listen to:
    What to eat:
    Where to eat it:
    What to drink:
    Where to drink it:
    Secret Weapon:
    Where to travel:
    Current GAS:
    Rodent of the week:
    Can't Live Without:

    What to wear: oh crap, i've gotta do the laundry
    What NOT to wear: dress shoes
    What to shoe: do not place shoe in poo
    What to handbag: my capable pants are handbag enough. 17 pockets!
    What to hair: i've got this one nasty long grey hair sticking out of my bald spot!
    What to makeup: a reason for people to respond to this thread
    What to read: i really do need to start a new book. hopefully our book club stuff gets here soon.
    What to see: oh, i want to see the new artwork at the gallery around the corner from me... it's kinda like my friend anthony's stuff.
    What to listen to: i've rediscovered the joy of listening to idiot flesh
    What to eat: we're going grocery shopping, so i hope we find something exciting. like wildebeast burgers!
    Where to eat it: wherever i damn well please. i'm feeling sassy going into this weekend.
    What to drink: two buck chuck
    Where to drink it: paper bag? street corner?
    Secret Weapon: harmonica of DOOM
    Where to travel: to the studio to pick up my speakerbox. say goodbye to half my living space once i get that thing in my apartment.
    Current GAS: zvex fuzz probe
    Rodent of the week: sugar glider
    Can't Live Without: not sure, i could use a lunch break.
  2. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    What to wear: Pirate gear
    What NOT to wear: Korn T-shirt
    What to shoe: Those funny Nike's with the split toe
    What to handbag: It's not a purse! It's a european handbag!
    What to hair: Rock the mullet
    What to makeup: I don't mean to be gay or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a pretty sweet band.
    What to read: Read? What's that?
    What to see: Guys in pink leotards and capes on unicycles.
    What to listen to: Benjamin Strange (shameless plug!)
    What to eat: Carrots.
    Where to eat it: In your mouth.
    What to drink: Beer.
    Where to drink it: In your ear (some of us have a drinking problem)
    Secret Weapon: Super hyper contra-baritone bass with brown note inducing low H string.
    Where to travel: Pillage the 7 seas! Yaarrr!
    Current GAS: Steinberger XMT
    Rodent of the week: Capybara
    Can't Live Without: Weekend updates
  3. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    What to wear: pants, must remember pants
    What NOT to wear: thong, the court order is still in place.
    What to shoe: air Jesus
    What to handbag: I'll have the robot do it.
    What to hair: shaved
    What to makeup: no
    What to read: linux un-tethered
    What to see: in colour
    What to listen to: nuclear rabbit and death angel
    What to eat: whatever my wife put in the fridge, NOTHING else.
    Where to eat it: inside, always inside
    What to drink: Warsteiner
    Where to drink it: anywhere
    Secret Weapon: it's a secret, but legal in the state of MA.
    Where to travel: to Mirlings bakery for cheese jalepeno bread and a cookie
    Current GAS: C1 from studio projects
    Rodent of the week: squirrell, there's a dead one near my sidewalk I have to get rid of
    Can't Live Without: fingers
  4. Gia


    Feb 28, 2001
    my username on every other board i go to is fashionista.
    i know you want people to respond humourously, but i just can't bring myself to mock fashion or vanity :oops:

    What to wear: pink gingham v neck strappy little girl mini-dress. with white lace detailing around the neck, and a big ruffle at the bottom.

    What NOT to wear: god, the list is endless. but today, I'de say it would have to be emo scarves.

    What to shoe: patent leather platform doll shoes OR vintage 1940s doll shoes (haven't decided yet) & thigh high fishnets with bows



    What to handbag: i don't have a handbag, but my makeup bag is lepoard print

    What to hair: avant-garde vidal sassoon modeling hair, tied up with a hair clip holding pesky fringe out of eyes

    What to makeup: sleazy amounts of liquid eyeliner with baby pink glitter eyeshadow fading into white glitter eyeshadow. a little heart jewel at the edge of one of my eyes.
    & flawless porcelain doll skin.

    What to read: anything by Nietzsche

    What to see: myself, in a mirror

    What to listen to: Ladytron, Metric, Scarling

    What to eat: sushi

    Where to eat it: yo sushi or 101

    What to drink: shirley temple with vodka and extra cherries

    Where to drink it: at the bar, with a bored but pretentious expression

    Secret Weapon: eyeliner &pill box

    Where to travel: on the underground, or the number 19 bus

    Current GAS: as ever...Gibson Thunderbird IV in classic white. One day it will be mine....one day my friends.

    Rodent of the week: hamster

    Can't Live Without: my p-bass & eyeliner
  5. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001
    Okay, I'll play…

    What to wear: Day time, jeans and T-shirt. Night time, birthday suit. What else is there?
    What NOT to wear: Big belt buckles - they scratch the back of your bass and make you look like a Bush supporter
    What to shoe: I think this weekend, I shall wear - hmmm, yes - I think I'll wear the same damn tennis shoes that I wear nearly everyday (the only pair I own) - Unless I'm feeding animals and cleaning stalls then I wear boots.
    What to handbag: I like my wife's handbag - I got 4 cigarettes and a dollar out of it this morning...
    What to hair: Yeah, my hair is 1/4" long. I am due for a trim, I might cut it to 1/8"
    What to makeup: okay the only time I've ever had makeup on is just a little lipstick ring... oh - nevermind.
    What to read: Reading poisons the mind
    What to see: I want to see my dog house get built this weekend, I want to see some more veggies planted in the garden, I want to see my car get washed, I want to see my wife for some -ahem- "quiet time" after the kids go to bed.
    What to listen to: Traditional Blues. And, or course, Motley Crue's 'Shout at the Devil'
    What to eat: (resisting urge to make another tasteless joke) I'd like steak for dinner, although I think we're having brat's tonight and that's okay too, maybe steak tomorrow...
    Where to eat it: at the kitchen table
    What to drink: A full pot of coffee every morning, milk with every meal, water between meals and Coors Light on the rare occasions I choose to indulge in alcoholic beverages. Was that a boring question, or did I just have a boring answer?
    Where to drink it: home
    Secret Weapon: I can flick boogers with frightening velocity and uncanny accuracy.
    Where to travel: Uh, I've got to go to the hardware store. Either my wife or myself will need to go to the grocery store. My god, am I really this boring.
    Current GAS: None. I need to get a 215 cab fixed and I need to join a working band. I don't need any gear. (okay, I should leave work right now - I'm obviously sick…)
    Rodent of the week: Bats! Let's hear it for flying rodents, woo-hoo (almost every night this week I've thought I could hear my puppy whining after he eats his dinner out side my bedroom door, right about dusk - but when I go out and check on him I realize that it's bat's I'm hearing and not a whining pup.)
    Can't Live Without: In order: Oxygen, Water, Food. Duh!
    Prefer not to live without: Women(wifey) / music / or the electric bass guitar. And honey roasted peanuts.
  6. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    What to wear: Tommy Bahama Silk Pants, Silk Polo shirt
    What NOT to wear: Jeans, t-shirts
    What to shoe: Sperry Topsiders
    What to handbag: Trifold wallet
    What to hair: Shaved
    What to makeup: None
    What to read: Sports page
    What to see: The lake
    What to listen to: REM
    What to eat: Fettucine
    Where to eat it: Ricardo's
    What to drink: Ice Tea
    Where to drink it: back porch
    Secret Weapon: Money
    Where to travel: Seattle
    Current GAS: Lakland 5-string
    Rodent of the week: Possum
    Can't Live Without: My wife

  7. teach me, oh wise one!
  8. atldeadhead


    Jun 17, 2002
    What to wear: shorts and a t-shirt
    What NOT to wear: pants and a button up shirt (well maybe on Sunday at church)
    What to shoe: Berks
    What to handbag: Modulus Q5 in a gig bag. Does that count?
    What to hair: A fresh shampooing
    What to makeup: N/A - I'm not into glam
    What to read: Talkbass
    What to see: Fri - Braves Baseball, Sat - Nextel Cup Race, Sun - The Soprano's
    What to listen to: Phish
    What to eat: Buffalo Wings from Taco Mac
    Where to eat it: In my basement
    What to drink: Rolling Rock
    Where to drink it: In my basement whilst eating my wings
    Secret Weapon: Freshly filled Dugout ;)
    Where to travel: To the park
    Current GAS: Line 6 FM 4
    Rodent of the week: uh....little white mouse
    Can't Live Without: The weekend baby!!
  9. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    Sign me up for that class! Can we get a group discount if we get one more participant? A really pleghmy one?
  10. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    What to shoe: Pumas or Tevas
  11. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Wow...I can't believe they do this every week...crazy.

    I'm pretty much wearing the same paint-spattered clothes every day as I'm currently painting our new house. Er...is that cool?

    Fashionistas...isn't that a marxist group?

    brad cook
  12. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001

    No guys, if I teach you my secret technique, then it can no longer be my secret weapon. ;)
  13. Mike N

    Mike N Missing the old TB

    Jan 28, 2001
    New York
    What to wear: Jeans and a T-shirt
    What NOT to wear: Shorts and a wife beater
    What to shoe: $14 Wal-Mart sneakers
    What to handbag: n/a
    What to hair: Long is in (and it's not a mullet)
    What to makeup: n/a
    What to read: National Dragster
    What to see: Whatever comes along that's cool.
    What to listen to: Van Halen (with DLR)
    What to eat: Pizza
    Where to eat it: Home
    What to drink: Beer.......what else is there?
    Where to drink it: Home
    Secret Weapon: 477 cubic inches.
    Where to travel: Racetrack
    Current GAS: A Smallblock S-10
    Rodent of the week: Rat or Mouse
    Can't Live Without: My Wife
  14. Muzique Fann

    Muzique Fann Howzit brah

    Dec 8, 2003
    Kauai, HI
    Hey, I'm bored at work - I'll bite....

    What to wear: shorts and a t-shirt
    What NOT to wear: pants and jackets
    What to shoe: barefoot or rubbah slippahs
    What to handbag: umm, no
    What to hair: big and crazy
    What to makeup: umm, no
    What to read: surf report or Relix
    What to see: rain
    What to listen to: Galactic right now
    What to eat: Korean BBQ
    Where to eat it: at #1
    What to drink: water or Beck's
    Where to drink it: at the beach
    Secret Weapon: da kine
    Where to travel: Cozumel or Vegas
    Current GAS: Korg D1600
    Rodent of the week: a very small mouse
    Can't Live Without: low frequencies
  15. TxBass


    Jul 3, 2002
    Frisco, Texas
    oh all right...this can't hurt too bad...

    What to wear: jeans and t-shirt
    What NOT to wear: polyester
    What to shoe: ropers
    What to handbag: huh?
    What to hair: short, hair gel
    What to makeup: huh?
    What to read: Left Behind last one...
    What to see: CSI
    What to listen to: Blue October
    What to eat: Margarita
    Where to eat it: home
    What to drink: 2nd Margarita
    Where to drink it: home
    Secret Weapon: Margarita
    Where to travel: bathroom after all these margaritas
    Current GAS: a very nice acoustic bass
    Rodent of the week: our lazy cat
    Can't Live Without: my lovely wife
  16. Gia


    Feb 28, 2001
    thanks smash :D
  17. Tsal


    Jan 28, 2000
    Finland, EU
    What to wear: A wine-red 3-door Nissan Almera with a sport kit.
    What NOT to wear: Student overalls, not after last thursdays party.
    What to shoe: Something nice, comfy and breathing.
    What to handbag: Pretty much everything there is, from a dremel to two basses, one guitar and one bass head.
    What to hair: A comb.
    What to makeup: No, not tonight.
    What to read: A road map.
    What to see: Lush finnish countryside, plenty of it.
    What to listen to: Everything from my cd case.
    What to eat: 500 miles of asphalt.
    Where to eat it: On the roads of Southern Finland
    What to drink: Mugs of coffee, with a bun / a beer or two
    Where to drink it: Roadside cafes / at the porch of my uncles summer cottage's sauna, on the way up north.
    Secret Weapon: 4th gear.
    Where to travel: To the east-most point of Gulf of Bothnia.
    Current GAS: 95-octane unleaded.
    Rodent of the week: A flat squarrel.
    Can't Live Without: Rock'n'roll / car keys.
  18. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    BA - I'll second Smash's comment: You look smashing! :)

    My turn!!!


    What to wear: T-shirt (Eden today, I believe), jean shorts, sandals
    What NOT to wear: Anything LONG (it's ALREADY hot here in Orlando! :spit: )
    What to shoe: Sandals during the day, New Balance 609's tonight
    What to handbag: My Body Glove PDA Holder
    What to hair: Short, semi-spiky
    What to makeup: Sleep, didn't get enough again last night!
    What to read: Transcription of "Kid Charlemagne" from BP
    What to see: Adrian Garcia tonight @ Hard Rock Live
    What to listen to: In car CD player right now: Jaco Pastorius (self-titled)
    What to eat: SOO-SHEE!!!
    Where to eat it: FOO-GEE!!! (Any TBer's that have eaten in Orlando with me, will understand the last two answers without any explaination)
    What to drink: Kirin Ichiban
    Where to drink it: Up two question/answers
    Secret Weapon: Honda Element
    Where to travel: Next up - Fort Jefferson, Dry Tortugas, Florida Keys
    Current GAS: Do we have all day??? Folks I work in the gas factory....sigh...ok, short list - Demeter 600 (coming soon), Epifani T-210UL/AP, MTD Kingston 5 Active Amber/Maple fingerboard (need a "beater" for biker bar gigs)
    Rodent of the week: The opossum that has been raiding my garbage cans for the past week
    Can't Live Without: My two boys (cats)
  19. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    Have to edit my what to see for Sunday night: Cypress rally.
  20. Bard2dbone


    Aug 4, 2002
    Arlington TX
    What to wear: shorts and tshirt, I'm off duty.
    What NOT to wear: anything tight
    What to shoe: barefoot as much as possible
    What to handbag: ummmmmmmmm, well my shorts have a lot of pockets, so why would I want a bag?
    What to hair: not much, but my beard is newly groomed and looking sharp
    What to makeup: be serious
    What to read: the Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse, I think it is by Robert Rankin.
    What to see: my family. I worked a lot this week.
    What to listen to: Tom Prasada-Rao : I Hear You Laughing
    What to eat: Chicken breasts stuffed with jalapenos,wrapped in bacon, served over wild rice witha chicken herb sauce
    Where to eat it: outside of the patio
    What to drink: Shiner Bock
    Where to drink it: see above
    Secret Weapon: 10mm semi-automatic and concealed carry permit
    Where to travel: Quiet Valley Ranch, 9 mies out of Kerrville TX for the Kerrville Folk Festival
    Current GAS: MTD Heir 5 fretless, Kurzweil SP88x
    Rodent of the week: chinchilla
    Can't Live Without: a good laugh