Weirdest offerings at a gig

[Ritchie_Darling]

Last Saturday night a REALLY smelly and ...ahem.... FULLER FIGURED woman danced in front of the guitarist all night.

Then just before closing time, she came up and set a condom on each of our amps and the drummer's snare. GAG!!

 

[Joebone]

Just a couple of weeks ago we were playing at a wedding at a Farmhouse on Long Island (Not many farmhouses left in suburbia BTW) We got a Dozen farm fresh eggs from the chickens out back as a tip. Still not sure what the message was - they seemed real proud of those chickens.

Eggcellent!

 

[bassbully]

Several years back When I played in a rock band I had a hot chick come to a couple of my shows and flash just me from the front of the stage. The band members always dug it allot. It was my wife.

 

[sharkbait130]

I was sitting at a table during a break and a fairly attractive girl sat down across from me , pulls up her shirt , and asked if I thought she had a nice set of boobies. I told her yes , then I looked at my wife who was sitting right next to me and I asked her if she thought the girl had a nice set of boobies. Wifey said "Yes , that's a pretty nice set of boobies." The girl said thank you , pulled down her shirt and got up and walked away. I don't think after 25 years that there's anything that would rattle my wife.
Another time , we were playing out in the boonies of W. Va. and at the end of the gig , some guy comes up to the guitar player and me and gives us a quart of apple pie moonshine. The gig was almost two hours from home and the guitar player and I rode together. We were two very happy musicians by the time we got home that night.

 

[friendlybass]

Not a bass gig but back in high school I was out street preforming and a young bachelorette party gave me not just 100+ in tips, not just bizarre penis lollipops, not just a t shirt, but also every one of their bras. Awkward when my mom was waiting up and asked why I had a bag of bras. I told here they were just the tip