Weirdest offerings at a gig

[collins81]

someone brought us cheese pizzas at last weeks gig. What is the weirdest offering some has given to you?

 

[sparkyfender2]

Herpes.

 

[Thisguy]

Had a girl try and follow me into the restroom offering to hold my err... while I umm.. Yeah, it was a pretty weird offering.

 

[PAguy]

I had a guy offer me to come back to his house to do some coke. Then he said "You can f£€k my girlfriend". Ah, I miss the 80's.........

Oh, and no, I didn't take him up on his offer(s).

 

[buldog5151bass]

I'm a married man. - secret goes to my grave.

 

[Lesfunk]

Just last night a guy offered to buy my shirt off my back. I guess he thought it was cool

 

[buldog5151bass]

Maybe it wasn't the shirt hewanted.

 

[Lesfunk]

He didn't say anything about my pants...

 

[buzzbass]

I had a woman try and hand me a hotel room key while I was in the middle of a Greenday song

 

[Ritchie_Darling]

A few weeks ago, a guy that was obliterated drunk declared we were the most awesome band he ever saw. Then opened his wallet and dumped the contents into the tip jar. $78, Visa, Chevron card, library card, drivers license, and unused condom.....

 

[tangentmusic]

Clear Lake CA. Summer of '77. Magic mushrooms post gig.
I ate 'em.
Had a very interesting evening to say the least.
I learned what telepathy was that night...

 

[tedsalt]

A couple that had been dancing the whole evening asked if I was interested in a menage a trois. I turned them down ...

And yes, once again, the '80s ..

 

[Daveypoo]

I was offered crack at a gig once. And no, the dude wasn't joking. I didn't take him up on it, even though it was the bar owner... bizarro, man.

 

[Hues]

The chance to be almost murdered by the jealous boyfriend of an overly indowed female,who just wanted to see him go off.

Then there was the time....

 

[carsbybigd]

A few weeks ago, a guy that was obliterated drunk declared we were the most awesome band he ever saw. Then opened his wallet and dumped the contents into the tip jar. $78, Visa, Chevron card, library card, drivers license, and unused condom.....

At least it wasn't a "used" condom !

 

[Helaskold]

I had a woman try and hand me a hotel room key while I was in the middle of a Greenday song

I'm going to guess that song was "Longview".

 

[mellowinman]

Severed heads.

I hate when they bring us those.

I have absolutely NO use for them.

 

[guy n. cognito]

Once had a woman ask the band if they would come back to her house.....and play while she $&@"ed her boyfriend.

 

[StayLow]

Two women offered an S&M session post-gig. Good-looking girls but after I heard some details regarding exactly what they had in mind, I politely declined as we were not on the same page with respects to what constitutes fun.

 

[Groove Doctor]

Several times people asked to buy my amazing long hair. (Yeah, it was the 80's).

Highest offer was $1,000 but I turned it down. Guy was a douche.